I'd brainwash my kids to believe vegetables are dessert...

[Mister Obvious]

Corn on the cob? Dessert.

Green beans? Dessert.

And when I'm feeling really nice...

They would get sweet potato casserole which is the most desserty vegetable concoction there is!!!!!!!!!

*maniacal laughter*

[Guest]

I only like desserts made with fruits/vegetables. Sweet potato pie, berry pie, etc. You can cut the sweetener in half in most recipes and they will still come out good.

[Guest]

Shiningly Brilliant. 

On the 'other' hand

Baby goats already think vegetables are dessert. 

Dratch my cift?

[Guest]

Corn on the cob? Dessert.

Green beans? Dessert.

And when I'm feeling really nice...

They would get sweet potato casserole which is the most desserty vegetable concoction there is!!!!!!!!!

*maniacal laughter*

 ^adorable. "maniacal laughter" lol. 
so good at novelty and expression. 

Your notion?
Nice Mind Potion.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I tried this it doesn't work they grow up and rebel and eat junk food on purpose then never listen to you about anything

[somethingelseishere]

How cruciferously evil of you. LOVES IT!!!

MO's the new Devil in town, CRUCIFER!! 

[Mister Obvious]

lmfaooooo

[Guest]

I tried this it doesn't work they grow up and rebel and eat junk food on purpose then never listen to you about anything

How cruciferously evil of you. LOVES IT!!!

MO's the new Devil in town, CRUCIFER!! 

Mo's a minor minion but thanks. I do enjoy 
admiration and appreciation of my creations. 

I broke the mold with M.O. 

Can't have two of this creature walking the planet. So glad she turned out good.