Anybody else just straight up drink half & half??

[Luxury-Taco]

CREAM.

I felt that.

[Mister Obvious]

Me too.

[Mister Obvious]

I want real cream right from the farm but it's gotta be cold.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't want no hot cream.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not ready for that.

[Mister Obvious]

Alright...

I've determined the best milk is goat milk.

[ELFUNGUSGOATSMILK]

Goats milk is the best, we fed our daughter the regular formula, this Indian chick at work told me about Goats Milk formula cos my son was having colic wind issues.
We fed him Goats milk formula, he is like 6"4 almost 21 and carved out of stone.
My daughter is morbidly obese (crys).
I drink it all the time its 4 bucks a liter here though not cheap.

[Mister Obvious]

It's half & half from here on out...

I'll water it down to suit my needs.

I'll keep getting whole milk for cereal, but if I just want a few drinks of milk, I'm using half & half from now on.

[Mister Obvious]

If I ever want an actual small glass of milk, I'll use goat milk for that.

[Dark Dick]

By any chance, does milk make you gassy, Fannie?

[Mister Obvious]

Nope.

[Mister Obvious]

Butt thanks for your concern, I'm sure it was strictly medical.

[Dark Dick]

Since you like cold milk soo much you should stick to icecream.

Also, does icecream make you gassy?