WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://www.amazon.com/Cottage-Country-M...B071LBN92K
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_Country_(film)
This is one of my favorite movies, no BS. It's absolutely hilarious. I mentioned it on a thread back in 2017, and now I am going to commentate on it.
It's only available on Amazon Prime at this time from what I can tell, and heck, apparently it's been on there for like 4 years!!! I'd say watch this one before it goes away. I've seen them remove movies from Amazon.
2:05 this is a well done scene with the editing and the timing. Pretty high quality. This is not a cheapo movie. And it is so delightfully twisted!
3:45 I think their romance is very cute... not the most believable in the world but definitely very cute.
These opening scenes definitely instill a strange, vague sense of instability. ROFLLLLL. So perfect.
5:10 rofl, God I love this movie.
6:15 uhhh, I'd be pretty freaked out if I saw that dude on the road so close to my secluded cabin!?
6:32 whoa check it out, the light has one of those gorgeous lens flares I always talk about, you never see that in the movies anymore!
6:58 I really like that sweater.
7:36 aw, this chick is pretty.
7:46 roflmao WTF!?!?!?!?
7:50 OMG look at this guy's righteous curly hair. I wish I had hair like that.
9:04 ROFLMFAOOO that is crazy loud!!!
11:00 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING obsessed.
11:48 lol I really like this art website concept though... *dancing banana*
12:31 lmfaololol WOW, holy shit. That has to be one of the most singlehandedly epic lines in all of movie history. Especially comedy.
12:46 YOU'RE the douchebag, ROFMAOLOLOL.
13:15 "I'M BORING." So legendary.
14:13 dude this movie honest to God makes me squirm with laughter.
Easily one of the greatest comedy movies of all time.
15:00 she's such a good sport to be willing to go mushroom hunting with this chick!!!
19:44 right now, it's totally reasonable. He's just heated, they had an argument, he's kicking him out. It's actually good that he's dominating the guy. But lmao. Since I've seen it before and I know what happens, I can only SMH.
20:10 man oh man I tell you what. This is the kinda shit that happens when you push people too far. It's gruesome AF, but it's a good example. I do feel super bad for the Todd character in that moment though. Poor guy was basically backed into a corner, he didn't deserve to be in this situation!
26:25 "You fight with cheepmonk yes?" Roflmfaolmfaololol.
30:10 and this is where the movie gets WEIRD... lmfao, officially.
31:55 rofl.
32:50 lmfao HE'S PUTTING DOWN A TARP.
34:36 fucking lol this movie is so hardcore, I'm serious, just watch it.
34:55 "Watch THIS, buster!"
37:54 putting them in trash bags is just the dumbest idea ever. EVER.
39:48 ROFL I just love how brazen and nonchalant they are, especially her.
42:08 uh oh, lmao, starting to turn into a bad trip!!!
46:00 lmao this guy is trippin' out hard!!!
50:20 "I don't have any beer!" roflmfaololol. This movie is so great.
50:38 uh oh, I see some hard nipples!!!
51:00 I wonder if the storyline is that he got dosed with some kinda drugs. Did I miss it??
54:40 oh this lady is devious!!!!!!
57:20 dude I forgot about this part, OMG. This movie is sooo fucked up!!!
58:17 wow man, that is TWISTED!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
1:01:20 awww, I love this cop lady, she's adorable!!!
1:07:20 this old guy looks like a younger dude in heavy makeup playing an old guy.
1:08:55 the makeup work on this movie is pretty good too.
1:09:17 OH NUUUHUHUHUHOOOOO!!!!!!
1:11:25 this is one of my favorite parts in the movie, but it's honestly hard to watch... it's so disturbing, lmfaooololol!!!!!!
1:12:30 how would she even be able to explain the significance of that crazy encounter to her idiot husband?? Such a great movie.
1:13:50 "SHUT the fuck up, sir!" roflmfaolrofmfaolol.
1:15:50 his mom is totally right.
1:18:00 I feel sooo bad for this lady... this story really is hardcore, and by the end of the movie, the essence of the story actually turns into something pretty deep.
1:18:50 roflmfao @ eating the handful of lettuce, that's me 100%, roflmao @ the look on his face!!!!!!!!!
1:23:49 "ps ur bad driver" lmfaololololol.
1:25:20 omg, so fucking terrible, roflmao but such a brilliant movie. This poor guy, lmfao he's so traumatized!!!
I give this movie a rating of 10/10.
https://www.amazon.com/Cottage-Country-M...B071LBN92K
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_Country_(film)
This is one of my favorite movies, no BS. It's absolutely hilarious. I mentioned it on a thread back in 2017, and now I am going to commentate on it.
It's only available on Amazon Prime at this time from what I can tell, and heck, apparently it's been on there for like 4 years!!! I'd say watch this one before it goes away. I've seen them remove movies from Amazon.
2:05 this is a well done scene with the editing and the timing. Pretty high quality. This is not a cheapo movie. And it is so delightfully twisted!
3:45 I think their romance is very cute... not the most believable in the world but definitely very cute.
These opening scenes definitely instill a strange, vague sense of instability. ROFLLLLL. So perfect.
5:10 rofl, God I love this movie.
6:15 uhhh, I'd be pretty freaked out if I saw that dude on the road so close to my secluded cabin!?
6:32 whoa check it out, the light has one of those gorgeous lens flares I always talk about, you never see that in the movies anymore!
6:58 I really like that sweater.
7:36 aw, this chick is pretty.
7:46 roflmao WTF!?!?!?!?
7:50 OMG look at this guy's righteous curly hair. I wish I had hair like that.
9:04 ROFLMFAOOO that is crazy loud!!!
11:00 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING obsessed.
11:48 lol I really like this art website concept though... *dancing banana*
12:31 lmfaololol WOW, holy shit. That has to be one of the most singlehandedly epic lines in all of movie history. Especially comedy.
12:46 YOU'RE the douchebag, ROFMAOLOLOL.
13:15 "I'M BORING." So legendary.
14:13 dude this movie honest to God makes me squirm with laughter.
Easily one of the greatest comedy movies of all time.
15:00 she's such a good sport to be willing to go mushroom hunting with this chick!!!
19:44 right now, it's totally reasonable. He's just heated, they had an argument, he's kicking him out. It's actually good that he's dominating the guy. But lmao. Since I've seen it before and I know what happens, I can only SMH.
20:10 man oh man I tell you what. This is the kinda shit that happens when you push people too far. It's gruesome AF, but it's a good example. I do feel super bad for the Todd character in that moment though. Poor guy was basically backed into a corner, he didn't deserve to be in this situation!
26:25 "You fight with cheepmonk yes?" Roflmfaolmfaololol.
30:10 and this is where the movie gets WEIRD... lmfao, officially.
31:55 rofl.
32:50 lmfao HE'S PUTTING DOWN A TARP.
34:36 fucking lol this movie is so hardcore, I'm serious, just watch it.
34:55 "Watch THIS, buster!"
37:54 putting them in trash bags is just the dumbest idea ever. EVER.
39:48 ROFL I just love how brazen and nonchalant they are, especially her.
42:08 uh oh, lmao, starting to turn into a bad trip!!!
46:00 lmao this guy is trippin' out hard!!!
50:20 "I don't have any beer!" roflmfaololol. This movie is so great.
50:38 uh oh, I see some hard nipples!!!
51:00 I wonder if the storyline is that he got dosed with some kinda drugs. Did I miss it??
54:40 oh this lady is devious!!!!!!
57:20 dude I forgot about this part, OMG. This movie is sooo fucked up!!!
58:17 wow man, that is TWISTED!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
1:01:20 awww, I love this cop lady, she's adorable!!!
1:07:20 this old guy looks like a younger dude in heavy makeup playing an old guy.
1:08:55 the makeup work on this movie is pretty good too.
1:09:17 OH NUUUHUHUHUHOOOOO!!!!!!
1:11:25 this is one of my favorite parts in the movie, but it's honestly hard to watch... it's so disturbing, lmfaooololol!!!!!!
1:12:30 how would she even be able to explain the significance of that crazy encounter to her idiot husband?? Such a great movie.
1:13:50 "SHUT the fuck up, sir!" roflmfaolrofmfaolol.
1:15:50 his mom is totally right.
1:18:00 I feel sooo bad for this lady... this story really is hardcore, and by the end of the movie, the essence of the story actually turns into something pretty deep.
1:18:50 roflmfao @ eating the handful of lettuce, that's me 100%, roflmao @ the look on his face!!!!!!!!!
1:23:49 "ps ur bad driver" lmfaololololol.
1:25:20 omg, so fucking terrible, roflmao but such a brilliant movie. This poor guy, lmfao he's so traumatized!!!
I give this movie a rating of 10/10.
