I want to be a ninja!

[panthers]

Mo lives in a big cat house like carrol baskins. Rides her bike from the kitchen to the mailbox...She just needs a rich older husband to realize her full potential

M.O. is a Queen looking for a high ranking General to escort her through life. ;)

[Dark Dick]

Fuma Ryu Ninjutsu - Ninja Shuriken

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fyne0uh7BFNJ/

[Mister Obvious]

Update: My pursuit of ninjafication is going great.

[Dark Dick]

You should learn to be a Naked Ninja and sneak around with no clothes.

[Mister Obvious]

In time... in time.

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, I don't even remember making this thread, but I honest to God 100% agree.

It's time to enter my ninja era.

[Dark Dick]

https://theblindninja.tumblr.com/post/71...1676399616

Sho Kosugi. The "Bamboo" Ninja.

[Dark Dick]

[Dark Dick]

"A Ninja can be anyone and anything."

"Likewise, anyone and anything can be a Ninja."

[Dark Dick]

"The Ninja moves with the Wind."

"When the Wind is still... remain still."

"Use the stillness to contemplate your surroudings."

"When the Wind moves... move with it."

"The howl of the Wind and rustling of leaves will mask your movements."

"It is the perfect time for the Ninja to move... and strike..."

[Mister Obvious]

That's actually some damn good advice...

[Mister Obvious]

I sneak up on people frequently and it ain't even on purpose. It's happened all of my life.

Hell, one time I drove up on a group of people who were standing in the middle of the road...

I'm just sitting there full stop, hangin' out for several seconds thinking surely to God they heard me coming, then one guy turns around and jumps back startled. They genuinely had no idea I was there.

So it's not just when I'm walking around...

Something about me on a deeper level is imbued with stealth.

[GXT]

:40 Lol were those Jolly Ranchers?!

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahahaha, IT'S A SIIIIIIIIIGN.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/theactioneer/7932...rkout-mike