Avoid Confusion: Pre-Emptively Explain Things People Will See Your Ghost Doing

[Mister Obvious]

"Haunting arcade machines..."
https://www.sectual.com/thread-11173.html

I'm what the ol' southerners used to call a "haint"...

I can haunt anything, anywhere, anytime.

A lot of people like to make fun of Kentucky, and the south in general.

But down here amidst the cornfields and the caves...

There's things goin' on...

I've decided I should write down the places I've lived and explain the things I did there...

In cases of conscious haunting, I should explain my actions/movements and what my intentions were.

In cases of unconscious haunting, I can only sort of guess at what events may have stained the fabric of timespace...

Which is a questionable thing to do because I may end up explaining things that didn't actually leave a mark on the matrix and shouldn't have been discussed!

So I am going to mostly focus on all the times that I purposely haunted a place or thing...

Can't remember them all, but I should start keeping a log from this point forward.

Most likely my best haunting days are behind me, but hey, as long as I'm here I may as well play.

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes I unintentionally consciously haunt too... it's sort of habitual.

I was taught how to haunt by a haint.

[Mister Obvious]

Or two. Or three.

[Mister Obvious]

And no I don't have to be there to haunt it.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I wont post on this thread cos I might get shit canned to my own thread about nothing.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I know another girl like this, you are not haunting anything.
You are sweet lovely people who are to hard on yourselves.
Maybe you are possessed by a dybbuk? But most rabbis say that doesn't exist.
Maybe you just hate yourself for sexual things you have done?
In which you should probably give yourself a pat on the back and not hate yourself.

[Mister Obvious]

Keep tellin' yourself that, Fungbro!!!!!!!!