The algorithm has turned against them...

[user428]

Don't tell me what to do weasel.

[user428]

I'm not even going to acknowledge you, if you can't act like a man.

[GXT]

Dan keep posting

[user428]

You are a man right?

I honestly can't tell, you act like a woman most of the time.

[GXT]

I'll need between 1- 5000 posts from you in the next 6 months tx

[GXT]

Git r done

[user428]

That's exactly how a woman would respond.

[GXT]

Good start

[user428]

Bye, GXT.

[GXT]

You did it. Good job.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope you guys are ready for the internet to get very annoying for your personal online experience.

I meeeeaaannnn...

[user428]

I meeeeaaannnn...

Yeah, it's just the next phase of being more annoying, I'm sure.

I'm going to have to quote you from now on, so he chatty Kathy doesn't think I'm talking to her/him.

[GXT]

I meeeeaaannnn...

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' lawllll.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, whenever I see a boy fight, I kinda feel like it's motivated by a certain curiosity about each other...

I'm on a CIA fantasy kick right now, the secret gay fantasies were earlier today.

You guys try to keep up.

If I'm gonna start imagining one of you is in the CIA, it's definitely not you Dan.

I'm just saying. GXT is a way more likely candidate for that.

You guys just hold off on this until my gay fantasies roll around again tomorrow, then I can get off on the idea of us in a threesome with you two fellas docking.

There's a brief window in time when my gay fantasy coincides with the CIA fantasy. It's around 4PM CST.

At that exact time tomorrow, I'm gonna need you both to present your best evidence of being previously closeted gay CIA agents who have decided to come out to me...

You both come into my orifice and give being straight one last attempt, decide it's not for you, and then you ride off into the sunset and leave me dreaming of what could have been if you hadn't chosen each other, two big burly men, over lil ol' me.

[Mister Obvious]

Shit, tomorrow is Saturday. I only keep that specific schedule Monday thru Friday.

Looks like you guys are screwed. Just cut to the chase and run off together, I can't leave this whole thing in the air until Monday, I'm busy.

[user428]

That might have been the weirdest thing I've ever read, MO.

[user428]

I guess this is goodbye.

[user428]

You are a very strange person, MO.

[GXT]

I want MO to throw bread crumbs on me, and eat them off.

I like this idea better. I'll get MO some polonium bread. She should skip the last part though.