I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...
#21
Drool 
I hope you have some beans!

My favorite is spinach and dark red kidney beans on top of some white rice, and I like to put romaine lettuce, diced tomato, shredded cheese and sour cream on top of that, then sprinkle some Italian seasoning and cilantro over the whole thing.

Noms.
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#22
It occurred to me that I should've bought some romaine for my aunt after I left the store. She won't eat kale. She says it's bitter. She loves broccoli, cauliflower, and brussels sprouts, which are all the same species as kale. Go figure.
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#23
Kale is nasty as hell unless it's boiled on the stove.

I feel like a turtle in a cage when I'm eating raw kale, nooo thank youuu.
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#24
Literally the only green I feel that way about.
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#25
Drown it in buttermilk ranch dressing, and get back in the game, kid!
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#26
I would.
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#27
I think it's really just the spines that are unpalatable. I'm going to cut out the spines before I eat it.
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#28


Natural from raw foods is best though. Also moving around stimulates the intestines as you said earlier,
make sure you're moving around for quality turd drops. 

Gut flora and probiotics are good too. 

Healthy gut, healthy body.
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#29
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#30
Your next name should be scatwoman
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#31
Wow!

That had to be the girthiest turd I've ever shat!

I can't believe it went down without a plunger.

Simply remarkable.
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#32
Do you ever just admire your turds and think, "Wow, that's a beautiful turd right there!"

Be honest.
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#33
I mean, not for very long obviously, just like briefly before you flush it down.

I'm not some kind of a weirdo.
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#34
Especially those long turds that feel like they're not going to stop when you're squeezing them out.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#35
Yeah I mean it was like that too, but the girth was what really blew me away.
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#36
You'll be right at home on a planet with intelligent plants that give you water, food and shelter and only want your manure in return.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#37
Yeah, those fat turds that don't even let a fart pass by.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#38
(10-05-2021, 01:05 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: You'll be right at home on a planet with intelligent plants that give you water, food and shelter and only want your manure in return.

Damn, yo!!!

mindblown2
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#39
That's the reason plants let giant animals like dinosaurs evolve. They needed the complex compounds produced in animal poop. Otherwise what's stopping the plants from becoming hostile or poisonous to animal life.

Also, since "Chatwoman" is you superhero name, you real name can be "Kitty Letter".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#40
I would love to be prized and valued by the nature kingdom for my shits.
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