Why the fuck do people buy lint rollers when tape exists??

[52]

And a 21 ULTRA.


BACK UP PHONE.

[Guest]

Because the two aren't really all that similar. The sticky film on the rollers is not strong enough for tape and doesn't leave things sticky. Depending on what you're using duct tape on, it's going to leave sticky residue.

[Mister Obvious]

I love you all so much...

[Mister Obvious]

(But I think some of you are shills working for lint roller companies. It's fine, just give me free product and I won't tell anyone.)

[user328]

I think the tape companies invented lint rollers to get rid of defective tape. The same way ketchup was invented to get rid of spoiled tomatoes.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh Dev, you make my brains tingle.

It feels so true.

[user328]

Deep, penetrating ASMR.

[52]

Lint rollers?

1985? 

Outdated shit.

[52]

And fuck tape and lint rollers.
 Go to Macy's and buy some new shit.