Remember how when we were kids we were always finding porn in the woods?

[user328]

Why do gas pumps dole out the last 50 cents worth of fuel so fucking slow?

[Mister Obvious]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!1!!

[Mister Obvious]

I dated a gas pump once. It was the best I ever had. It just kept spurting out even after we were done.

[Mister Obvious]

It got all over my feet and I didn't wash them after cuz I just loved the smell and it made me feel hard.

[Mister Obvious]

Hardcore, that is.

[Mister Obvious]

Regular?? I want premium. I want supreme.

I'll never date one again... they only care about money.

K I'm done.

[user328]

No matter how much you shake the nozzle to get the last drop in your tank, it always drips out on the ground.

[Mister Obvious]

Think about all the gas that must add up to though. Just, all day every day, all around the nation.

[user328]

Hear me? That's a lot of wasted gas. It either evaporates and pollutes the air, or it seeps down into the ground water.

[user328]

Anyone else like to sneak into the driving school lot at night and change "STUDENT DRIVER" to "STUNT DRIVER" on all the cars?

[Mister Obvious]

HOLY SHITTTT.

[user328]

If you were going to manufacture "jumbo" hot dogs, wouldn't the picture on the package show the wiener actually fitting the bun? Ain't nobody wanna eat that knob of empty bread at the end.

[user328]

I wanna see some overhang on them wieners.

[Mister Obvious]

Like, aesthetically speaking, overhang on a wiener is pleasing.

However I would rather there be extra bread at the end because I like it all crunchy to mimic a stale taste/texture.

[Guest]

Look it’s mo riding her Spanish donkey

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyyxbGHOwtIFuMlhbxWFUt2nuofx-zTTxL3A&s

[user328]

I think sitting on that thing would hurt a lot of bones in MO's private bits.

[Mister Obvious]

Humans bro.

What can I say?

This is just the kinda shit they do.

This is just what they are.