I just wanna say...

[Mister Obvious]

I must admit that it was one of my favorites... maybe even top 5.

I thought it was great because I am not a fan of death metal, I think it's totally satanic lmao...

So for it to turn into something so innocuous was refreshing and unexpected.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

IN CASE

YOU

FORGOT

[Mister Obvious]

One of my current faves, Bax knocked it out of the ballpark with the vocals, it's actually super top notch.

[Mister Obvious]

Relevance bump...

[Mister Obvious]

I was going through page 5 and somebody privated a bunch of uploads...

That's weird. Who would ever private Apple Bottom Jeans?? That shit ain't even right.

[GXT]

I think it's the one that had a bunch of crazy non-apple bottom parody songs... death metal Leonard Cohen and whatnot.
Some of them used AI voices so maybe a copyright problem or something? Idk that channel was great tho

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, I need more Apple Bottom Jeans.

This is an Apple Bottom Jeans emergency.

Send out the Apple Bottom Jeans beacon, light it up.

This is serious.

[GXT]

cowbell   apple bottom jeans

[Mister Obvious]

Sigh. My legendary twin. Twinning til the end of time. Cowbell for all eternity.

[Mister Obvious]

Shawty got unimaginably low.

Incomprehensibly low.

Unfathomably low.

[Mister Obvious]

My jeans need to be tighter. This isn't gonna work.

Someone give me tighter jeans for Christmas.

[Mister Obvious]

Wranglers only though.

Not to be picky or anything.

Opening a GoFundMe, BRB.

[Dark Dick]

My jeans need to be tighter. This isn't gonna work.

Someone give me tighter jeans for Christmas.

Wear your jeans in a sauna.

You can also leave them outside on the clothesline for a week.

Drink lots of water and keep pissing in them outside.

[Mister Obvious]

Your life ain't ever the same after you've seen Shawty get low.

It changes you.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what happened to me.

I saw Shawty get low and it put things in perspective for me.

It ain't the same when it's up that close.

I realized what I really needed to be doing with my life, and things just aligned.

Right in front of my eyes yo, it was like things just came together...

Rubbed together, really. Sort of...

Moist.

Slick with the dew of destiny.

[Dark Dick]

Wranglers only though.

Not to be picky or anything.

Opening a GoFundMe, BRB.

Retro Wranglers.

https://atomic-chronoscaph.tumblr.com/po...jeans-1967

[Mister Obvious]

FUCKING RED ALERT.

SHORTY HAS ESCAPED THE APPLE BOTTOM MATRIX.

[Mister Obvious]

S H O R T Y U N L E A S H E D

[Mister Obvious]

SHORTY DONE GOT SO LOW SHE SLIPPED THROUGH THE MATRIX BACK DOOR