Sol has officially awakened...

[Dark Dick]

I'd like a studded collar instead of the spiked one.

I can also have some temporary tattoos.

I'll have a poop emoji on my chest.  "?"

And "69% Cacao" on my right ass cheek.

I can also be your bodyguard, Fannie.

I'll wear a shoulder holster with a Beretta 85f under my left armpit and two magazines under my right armpit.

I'll also have a Gerber dagger above my right ankle.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll also have a Gerber dagger above my right ankle.

You had me at hello.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I can also use a blow up doll as a floatie.

[Mister Obvious]

I SPACE WEATHER

[user428]

Better than the weather in NYC rn.

[Mister Obvious]

We're so over Earth weather, now it's time for space weather.

[Mister Obvious]

MORE, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER. SPACE WEATHER.

[user428]

I hope you get some good space weather laying out and getting a tan soon.

[Mister Obvious]

I DAN

[user428]

I want some good bikini, space weather for MO.

[Guest]

2:02 Even RFK Jr thinks vitamin d is important and the sun is transformative... but has to shoot down Theo's speculation on human composition

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

7:39 dude, what the actual fuck?

[Mister Obvious]

Its arrival probably during the late hours of Nov. 5th could spark a G2-class geomagnetic storm with auroras in northern Europe, Canada and US states from New York to Oregon.

https://spaceweather.com/archive.php?view=1&day=04&month=11&year=2023

https://spaceweather.com/images2023/03nov23/halocme.gif

Not bad!

Come a little lower into the states next time bby.

[Mister Obvious]

https://spaceweather.com/images2023/09no...me_opt.gif

Directly Earth-facing, incoming Nov. 12th.

[Mister Obvious]

Gorgeous.

[user428]

Do you need me to rub some sun tan lotion on you MO?

[Mister Obvious]

This is the strongest flare of Solar Cycle 25 (so far) and the most powerful eruption the sun has produced since the great storms of Sept. 2017.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.solarham.net/cmetracking.htm

*sexmoan*

[Dark Dick]

LOL. The Youtube thumbnail looks like two big boobs with a lot of cleavage.