Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

[Time to say goodbye to this rig]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

It says Morgan's about to go live, could it be??

But it's so late at night though.

She's not really coming on live, she's just teasing us.

[Mister Obvious]

That's the best rig she ever had though, the others were bullshit in comparison.

[Mister Obvious]

Wow, she's really did come on live.

What the fuck.

What's she doing?

She's clad in blue light.

This is sorta weird.

Why is it not red instead.

Blue light is bad for you.

[Mister Obvious]

Tonight is soooooohohohohohohohoooooooo weird.

What's she gonna say?

[Mister Obvious]

She says she's in Montana.

So the subscriber dick lives in Montana huh?

Bleh.

Sounds cold and secluded.

[Mister Obvious]

I so don't care about her stupid internet boyfriend...

I hope she's decided to dump him.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno why she's complaining about swallowing gnats, it's extra protein.

It's not her rig's fault there are bugs in nature.

[Mister Obvious]

Posted 1 day ago, over 100k views.

This is the most milktoast shit I've ever seen in my life.

She reminds me nothing of Morgan though.

It's so sterile and bland, I can't believe it even gets so many views.

That said, it's hard to imagine being jealous of Nikki.

I can't imagine it.

It's weird to think Morgan sees this and is jealous.

[Mister Obvious]

I know it's beating a dead horse at this point, but this vid was on my recommended area and I was like WTF. So I clicked it and... it's just more sanitized than ever. The "TV mini series" voice over approach... well, I can't stand it. I think mostly old people must watch this channel. Old people were the only people clinging onto TV, and now they've apparently let it go and switched over to watching the most boring shit imaginable on YouTube. Makes sense.

[Mister Obvious]

Whenever you see vids get that many views so fast, it's because it's either sponsored, has mass appeal, or both.

Mass appeal means that it's boring. If it resonates with that many people, it's sheeple shit.

You want smaller numbers, maybe in the tens of thousands of views after a day, not hundreds of thousands.

If you resonate with that many people, you're probably a sheeple.

I dunno, that's just my opinion.

[Mister Obvious]

Who would WANT to appeal to the masses?

I don't even want to look at them or think about them, let alone be reminded they exist at every point and turn.

[Mister Obvious]

Who knows, maybe Nikki WAS inspired by Morgan, and she's doing her best impression (as a sheeple) of a non-sheeple...

[Mister Obvious]

It's like an NPC trying to take on main character energy.

Lol.

I mean...

Maybe Nikki ISN'T a sheeple, but we'll never know because her 50 different sponsors won't allow her to stay on the gravy train if she ever says anything even remotely relatable.

[Guest]

This is the most milktoast shit I've ever seen in my life.

Lol that is the perfect summary. Those intros are enraging... blowing on the gas dispenser and winking? ffs lol

And ya know, eff Camper... I don't want to high five him.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno man like...

Part of me wonders why Nikki doesn't have elevendy kids yet because she is definitely the "breeder" type whose only purpose is to be an NPC parental unit.

[Guest]

It's like she wants to be making a filler show for the PBS or the Travel Channel that would air at 1:30 on Saturday afternoon.

[Mister Obvious]

Nikki's only like a year older than me.

That is so fucking weird.

When I look at her (and most people my age or even just a little older), I feel like they're at least 10 years older than me.

I'm more likely to see a 30-something woman as "mom" than any type of...

Peer? Equal? No idea.

I cannot relate to these people and I would never want to. Ever.

[Mister Obvious]

It's like she wants to be making a filler show for the PBS or the Travel Channel that would air at 1:30 on Saturday afternoon.

Agh, YES, PBS. Thank you. I couldn't think of the name of the channel I wanted to equate her content to.

[Guest]

I saw some of that blue Morgan video... it is odd that she's driving to some cold mountain in Montana to meet that guy. They really should be going somewhere hot for this dog park sniff test so the pheromones would be more active. Although that would be risky... she'll have a tough enough time as it is keeping her chastity vow with a guy she's talked to for 200 hours on the phone lol. Imagine how bad he'd have to smell to get rejected.

[Guest]

I mean if he's smart he'll bathe in vinegar before she arrives and boil a few dozen eggs. Maybe let a bunch of flies and mosquitoes in the house. Would she pick up on these signs?