Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Whooooa, I didn't know there was an EXIT FEE for the state of Cali.

They will absolutely put it through if it didn't already go through too.

That place is off the fucking table forever.

*deletes Cali real estate folder*

[Mister Obvious]

Any land is better than no land but...

I think Morgan's being kinda dumb buying land in a state with bad winters.

If she bought 2 pieces of land, she could snowbird it.

But she'd be better off buying the first piece of land somewhere with more moderate year round temperatures.

There are options.

[Mister Obvious]

She should go south. Hurricanes are not a problem if you're buffered by enough land.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan is one fly piece of sweet crazy ass.

[Mister Obvious]

Crazy is fun, that's why you stick your dick in it even though you know you're not supposed to. Sometimes you gotta live a little.

[Mister Obvious]

If I was a man, I'd definitely stick my dick in crazy and then regret it super hard.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan made a livestream of her heading back out onto the road and she was talking about going to look for a piece of land. But then toward the end of the stream she basically said some shit that made me feel like she doesn't really want land. I dunno, it was weird. Hopefully she does the right thing and just finds some, doesn't even really matter where it is if it's reasonably priced.

I'm glad she's free and all, but if she disappoints us on this land thing, I am gonna be pretty pissed.

[Mister Obvious]

I might have to unsub her if that happens.

[Mister Obvious]

She seems kinda freaked out to be on the road though, TBH, it's not what you'd expect out of somebody who's old hat at this. If she really feels that way, she definitely needs to at least get some land.

I like her a lot but she should have already bought the land when she was making a lot more money. I can't understand why people wouldn't make property their first objective.

[Mister Obvious]

But then toward the end of the stream she basically said some shit that made me feel like she doesn't really want land.

She's totally a gypsy OMG.

It's not even an insult, it's just true.

It's a genetic thing, yo.

She comes from a long line of gypsies, even adopted ones too.

Gypsy children have been notoriously stolen from their families, adopted out, and sometimes just straight up abandoned.

They end up all over the place, historically they've even been rounded up and sent to certain parts of the world by monarchies and shit.

It's in her DNA to be this way.

She's gotta fight the dark side of it though, and she hasn't been doing that successfully.

Morgan, most gypsies have kings and queens over their groups, they DO OWN LAND.

Lol.

Somebody among them has to own land so that they can regroup somewhere.

You're never supposed to be a gypsy out there with nowhere to go...

It's not supposed to be aimless wandering, it's done strategically.

She never sticks to her plans, not even sure she's ever serious about them to begin with.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan said she has O+ type blood, this is insightful because it's like knowing your zodiac sign or personality type.

[Mister Obvious]

I like her criteria for the state she wants to buy land in though... she looks for the stuff I look for, permitless constitutional carry, no state income taxes, etc.

[Guest]

Morgan's now in Reno talking about her waning enthusiasm for buying land and living in a Conex box.
She can't decide what temperature she wants or what feels like home. Someone in the chat said Johnny felt like home, and she goes Yeah he did. Seems like she's in a danger zone... or just brilliantly creating more drama.

[Mister Obvious]

I figured some kind of monumentally retarded bullshit like that might happen.

She is dumber than a box of rocks for even being in Reno.

What a shame... I hope she doesn't remain there.

I can't imagine any reason why she'd ever even want to see Johnny again.

Has she no self-respect whatsoever?

[Mister Obvious]

If she doesn't get the hell out of there... I can't continue to watch this. I won't watch somebody destroy themselves this way, I'm over it.

[Mister Obvious]

Love isn't even real, so I dunno what she's clinging onto.

Shit, maybe narcissists really do attract each other...

[Mister Obvious]

Seems like the narcissists who attract each other can NEVER get along (ever) and one of them ends up getting cancelled out if they push it too far.

[Guest]

She says she went and got her phone from the jail... but just a couple days ago she said she didn't want to go near Reno again and was gonna have it mailed to her. I guess maybe it's kind of on the way to Minnesota or wherever the hell she's going?! lol

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe Morgan still thinks Johnny will buy her a piece of land in some cold, depressing state.

[Guest]

She also said she was driving listening to a podcast about what a narcissist is and it "got into her head"