Dev and I are the only people with vaginas who even visit this site...

[user328]

I feel like we need to keep it holistic, and maybe we should just make our own out of strawberry pie filling and the coconut oil.

Or we could skip the cooking and play hide-the-strawberries.

[Mister Obvious]

Or we could skip the cooking and play hide-the-strawberries.

There aren't gonna be any actual strawberries involved, I told you I don't fuck food.

[Mister Obvious]

You are just joking. Maybe you are bi? Either way I think you are both cool.

Deeply, intensely bi.

[Mister Obvious]

Just speaking for myself though, I don't actually know how Dev identifies.

[Mister Obvious]

In the shoot after the upcoming one, I'm gonna be identifying as a Park Ranger and Dev is gonna be a frightened damsel in distress reporting a Bigfoot sighting.

[user328]

There aren't gonna be any actual strawberries involved, I told you I don't fuck food.

I guess artificial flavors will be fine for external use.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it's gonna be great. So much red though!

I love the Michael Myers/Halloween theme, this is gonna give us plenty of time to tease with gifs while I edit the films to be released later this year.

[Mister Obvious]

And the thing is, I'm so grateful that you let me choose the kinks and the themes, you're such an easygoing chick Dev, you're like down for ANYTHING as long as it turns me on!

[Mister Obvious]

Kinda weird that you're gonna be roleplaying as a guy though, but you're taller than me so I guess it works.

[user328]

In the shoot after the upcoming one, I'm gonna be identifying as a Park Ranger and Dev is gonna be a frightened damsel in distress reporting a Bigfoot sighting.

Big feet are so frightening. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, I just got your texts...

How are you naked right now, I thought you were at work!?

Dev you are too naughty.

[fungisknowingshit]

Dev and I are also new here.

We've been really touched by the warm welcome though, hope you guys don't mind us dominating the forum!?

hahahahah you aint new lady I can sniff you over the nets.
Although I don't know what you are doing now since you bane me ya bish!
Mister Obvious I known since my kids were young.
Trix told me weird ass shit.
I remember you and me and some other guy talking about making a cat woman suit.
I know who you are lady lool
Be in peace homie.

[Mister Obvious]

Be in peace homie.

Fung, are you religious??

[user328]

How are you naked right now, I thought you were at work!?

Are the two mutually exclusive? Oops.

[Mister Obvious]

Shhh, you don't wanna give too much personal info.

[Mister Obvious]

People are gonna be so obsessed with us, we don't want them actually finding us IRL.

[Mister Obvious]

We'll easily go from 2000 to 20,000 on OnlyFans after we start posting these teasers.

You gotta think about the future.

[user328]

we don't want them actually finding us IRL.

Depends on who they are, dunnit?

[Mister Obvious]

No.

[wellthereitisthen]

We'll easily go from 2000 to 20,000 on OnlyFans after we start posting these teasers.

You gotta think about the future.

I told ye ya fapped ya spadge on the net for cash.
But no you lied. Fung loves everyone except liars.