JonLevi YouTube Channel: How, When, and Why To Watch

[Mister Obvious]

0:03 wow, somebody needs a fuckin' attitude adjustment.

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It's better than his typical intro. I always skip his intro, I hate intros. Two taps of the right arrow bar and I'm past that shit. Fuck an intro, don't care whose it is. Total waste of time in the video.

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Scrolling through both his channels, looks like I've watched most of his videos at this point.

Soon I'll just have to wait til he posts something new...

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Ah well, it was fun while it lasted!

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All the videos left are the ones I initially skipped over cuz they didn't pique my interest that much.

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I'm pretty much an expert on north eastern Canada, let's see what he has to say about this.

NB and NS aren't the most interesting places by a longshot, but they're certainly better than some western Canada bullshit.

[Mister Obvious]

There are certain places on Earth that have a heartbeat...

Due to some type of magnetic anomaly I would assume.

One of these areas that I personally know about is right off the southeast coast (Grand Banks) of Newfoundland, Canada.

It's nearly impossible to track down any info besides the graphs that show this magnetic anomaly online...

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-..._306344086

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Summ..._249551899

https://sp.lyellcollection.org/content/2...gures-data

But it's even harder to find anything about the heartbeat/pulse coming from deep below the water in that area.

There used to be a few info sources about it 10 or 15 years ago in a Google search but they're gone.

https://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/btv1b5...land.zoom#

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20201...-the-earth

A distinct magnetic anomaly, approximately 400 gammas in amplitude, appears to be associated with the edge of the continental shelf at the Tail of the Bank.

https://pubs.geoscienceworld.org/cjes/ar...-BANKS-AND

[Mister Obvious]

It's an asphalt volcano.

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Spoiler.

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I got SUPER excited when I saw this new video on my feed.

That's kinda cool because I figured all the fun was over since I'd already binged the entire channel, but...

Seems like there's a silver lining because I wouldn't be that excited about a new video from JonLevi if there were a ton of his videos that I still hadn't seen yet.

0:19 I can't believe he only just now went to try and find this place. That's like the FIRST place I'd have gone to, and he literally lives in Utah, so WTF?

That was an interesting phone call. The lady basically said the place was just mega old and that's essentially why they tore it down, but... come on. Does that really justify tearing it down?? If it can be repaired, why tear it down??

It all comes down to a total lack of respect for America's history and I find it pretty fucking intolerable.

[Mister Obvious]

They could have spent the money to repair a beautiful old building with a fascinating history, but instead they tore it down and built something ugly in its place. Why are they only able to build these super boring buildings that totally lack any kind of intricate flair??

[Mister Obvious]

His philosophical discussions are better than the Tartaria stuff.

If he runs out of natural geological features that could be interpreted as melted buildings if one were on hallucinogens, he could just make philosophy vids...

*shrug*

[Mister Obvious]

11:46 it really buttfucks his credibility and makes him less enjoyable when he falls for obviously fake stupid shit like this...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YmejWiASdY0

It's an experiment they did to show how stars on a camera look more like water in space. So they got water in a bowl reflecting light on to a black surface and looks identical to a "star". But the hand you see is the guy putting his hand over the bowl and touching the water during the experiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmejWiASdY0&lc=UgyKXlfL0TFUPfom4dJ4AaABAg

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I'd respect him more if he admitted he's just an entertainer and he doesn't actually believe some of this shit...

But whatevs.

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WHERE IS A NEW JONLEVI VIDEO!?!?!!?!> SHOULDN'T THERE BE ONE BY NOW?!!?!>?!??!

[Mister Obvious]

I have no idea when he usually posts or if he even posts on a schedule... he needs to post though. Let 'er rip, Jon, I need some Old World ASMR for bedtime.

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It's not simply that they were "harder workers back then" like he always scoffs...

It's that they didn't have anything else to do. If farmers were farming and taking care of the food needs, what the fuck else were these other people gonna do all day??

They didn't have internet to waste their time on all day and night.

There was NOTHING ELSE to do.

If you had no time-wasters cluttering up your life on a constant basis, there would ONLY be the task at hand. And it would get done.

Besides, time isn't set in stone. It bends and warps based on your perception and actions.

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He has kind of a bitchy shite attitude sometimes...

It's sort of annoying.

I think he needs a lady to smack him around every now and then.

He really does.

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So this came out lastnight just as I was laying in bed. Perfect timing.

I listened for like 5 minutes before I fell asleep, so mission accomplished.

All I remember is him talking about how he loves the border/frame artwork on US money...

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It's very rare that I fall asleep watching anything.

First of all, I've never really been the type to watch stuff from bed.

Secondly, there's very little material that I 'trust' falling asleep to.

So JonLevi and I share this strange, special, Old World kinda bond.