@Lookner

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

Danelo "Fun Size" Cavalcante.

Danelo "Pancho Villa" Cavalcante

[Dark Dick]

Don't you think this case is so exciting, Dark??

If only you and I were together...

We could roleplay.

You could be that lil Danelo snack seeking sanctuary and I could play the middle aged, lonely rural woman who hasn't had any visitors in a few years!

If we're going out you'll wear short skirts/dresses with no panties.

If anyone starts looking at me closely, you'll bend over to distract them while I sneak away.

We can also run a blackmail scam.

You'll entice married bank managers/business men and I'll take videos of your encounters.


~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~  8===D~#~~#~~~# 

[Mister Obvious]

Danelo "Pancho Villa" Cavalcante

You'll entice married bank managers/business men and I'll take videos of your encounters.

Whoa whoa, hey now... Cavalcante isn't a bank robber, that isn't canon!

[TryItPunk]

https://www.youtube.com/@nik-the-hat/streams

This NikTheHat guy is driving around reporting on it too... these Danelo manhunt livestreams are the only vids on his channel. Currently 7k watching, 12k subs. Danelo has provided so much attention to these small YouTubers, literally given them their start! He's so generous!

Have you seen Doctor Sleep? The sequel to the shining with Ewan McGregor?
It has a character called "RoseTheHat". Reminds me of like.............you 

[Dark Dick]

https://www.polynesia.com/blog/wp-conten...urry-1.jpg

LOL. He looks like this food blogger.

[Mister Obvious]

Danelo looks vaguely familiar in general. Odd.

[Mister Obvious]

He also looks like he's packing around some mad ass, you can even tell through the prison clothes... very nice curves, I'm telling you, the next time he pops up on a Ring cam, he better be wearing a dress.

[Mister Obvious]

In Steve's stream earlier today, he said a prisoner got loose in the same area in the '90s and was on the run for something like 15 days. Danelo doesn't have much time left on the outside according to the averages!

[Dark Dick]

A fat prisoner wouldn't be able to do this.

At least Danelo didn't go full Ameritard and become fat, and retained his wall climbing skills.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. He made sure to look directly at the trail camera.

He probably doubled back, out of sight, and remained in the county,

[Dark Dick]

This report says that Danelo is 5-feet tall and 120-pounds.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. He stole a dairy delivery van.

You would've gotten a month's supply of milk and milk products if you were hiding him, Fannie.

[Mister Obvious]

Yes, this is why I opted to leave cookies and milk out for him in the hobo tent trap.

[Mister Obvious]

There's a freakout on the scanner talking about how Danelo might have a .22 rifle with a scope!

[Mister Obvious]

Supposedly they found his sweatshirt and shoes in a treeline. He really has led them on an impressive chase.

[Mister Obvious]

Nik's livestream chat is hilarious... everyone's freaking out telling him to get in his car, lmao. As if he's in any danger. He's just standing beside a random cornfield. People cannot seriously be this scared of a lone ass escaped prisoner, come on. I don't care if he does have a gun. You could pass the fucker in an alleyway, he ain't gonna do shit.

[Mister Obvious]

If people legitimately are this scared over something so small, wow. I guess it shouldn't be that hard to believe, but just wow.

[Mister Obvious]

You know you live in a safe country when people are this freaked out over one little guy, lmao. Lol.

God bless America... too bad about the open borders, it will be a much more dangerous place in the coming years.

[Mister Obvious]

Police have moved over to a private channel because they think Danelo has access to a scanner!