Anorexic dream cult

[user328]

Lol, remember what you said that one time??

I remember saying that some of these guys are only here because they want to fuck you. If that's not what you mean, then I don't know.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it basically had to do with that.

You said something like...

"She's never going to fuck you."

Which is just so true.

[user328]

I remember saying that too, but I don't remember the context or who I said it to.

It's one of those things we used to say on the red boards when a simp was white-knighting for a hen.

[Mister Obvious]

Doesn't matter who it was said to...

It's a universally true statement.

[user328]

I'm not gonna lie. I'd fuck you too if the opportunity arose. But I'm not obsessed with the idea. It'd just be two friends having a lark. Once it was over, we'd move on to the next thing, as usual. I'd be perfectly content just to have you sit on my lap and wiggle your booty around a little. Maybe squeeze one of your little titties when you weren't paying attention. You know, for the lulz.

[user328]

It'd go something like this.

"Mmmkay. We've made a roasted spinach pizza. We've washed our Crocs. We've planted lima beans and put on gothy makeup. What else is left to do?"

"We haven't fucked yet."



"That was fun. Let's watch Hee Haw."

[user328]

All of y'all sitting there reloading the front page for four hours, waiting for MO to show up, can kiss my ass. Lol

[Mister Obvious]

I'd fuck me too, so you're not alone Dev.

[user328]

I'd fuck me too, so you're not alone Dev.

I see we share the same taste in broads.