Lanolin is probably one of the best things you can ever put on your skin...

[Mister Obvious]

Goes without saying that it's good to put on your hair too.

It's like our own sebum, only it comes from animals with wool...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanolin 

Sheep, goats, alpaca. It's hearty grease to match their hearty wool... it's like our natural scalp/hair oil, only more intense and hardcore.

Apparently if you get it raw, it can be kinda... fragrant, if you gnomesayin', but it is what it is. Raw is probably best, but I'd even go for one of those lanolin ointments in a tube, I don't think you can go wrong with this stuff.

https://www.amazon.com/Ointment-Nipples-...B07GPG53BS

Its most widely known use is nipple salve for breastfeeding mothers. It also comes in jars...

https://www.amazon.com/Lanolin-Pharmacop...B07LC9TGHB

I'd rather have the tube kind, less risk of contamination.

[Mister Obvious]

I would definite rub sheep grease all over myself.

[Mister Obvious]

I think I'd use it on my hair the most.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe on my neck and chest.

I'd be hesitant to use it on my face, but I'd try it a few times and see what happens.

[Dark Dick]

Cocoa Butter is also good.

You can eat it too.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cocoa-butter

Daaaayayyhaahahahaahaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.

I didn't know about this.

[Guest]

I think I'd use it on my hair the most.

Sheep Grease In Your Hair

[Mister Obvious]

"Give your locks a lustrous boost with Goat Grease!"

[Mister Obvious]

Ahhhhhh...

It sounds so refreshing.

[Mister Obvious]

I shall attain pure lanolin.

[Guest]

Goat grease may be best to avoid risk of becoming a sheeple.