I had a dirty dream!!!

[Mister Obvious]

(This is our love language. Just disregard.)

[Mister Obvious]

Cunty McSnatch.

[user428]

LOL Fung. I appreciate your insight.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

...wearing very specific bikini bottoms...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf32ea23f118...485eef.jpg

Picnic tablecloth bikini.

[Mister Obvious]

I would take that, but with a skirt style bikini instead. That way you could just wear it around as an outfit.

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/81b51942fa74...6d2554.jpg

Paisley

[Mister Obvious]

Okay sure why not.

[Guest]

I dreamed we somehow survived a massive ww3 nuclear war and I ran into at the wild animal park near San Diego. You were like all disheveled and hungry so I suggested we kill some pheasants that were still living near the large pond . It was a great meal along with fresh fruits and veggies . After this I basically told you that the rules have changed in this mad max scenario and you needed to accept that as a woman you will be submissive to me and start having my babies .After all I was able to secure anti radiation pills and thus held the power . You lowered your chin and spoke softly ‘ yes master I am ready to serve you ‘ . This pleased me and I took you to the destroyed ruins of Beverly Hills and scavenged fancy old bottles of wine from the cellars of those destroyed mansions .

[Guest]

It was down in that wine cellar I planted my seed in you . Picture the sweaty lusty dance scene in flash dance , that’s basically how I took you down there darling

[Mister Obvious]

After this I basically told you that the rules have changed in this mad max scenario and you needed to accept that as a woman you will be submissive to me and start having my babies

Only for you, Guest. Only for you.

[Guest]

Chocolate chips, Guest. Not chips. Chunks.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Paul said the guest who stays longer than two days is a false prophet. Or one of them apostles said it. Maybe it was a zen master.