Oxymoronic, contradictory, an ironic juxtaposition of antithetical incongruence...

[Mister Obvious]

But enough about me??!?!?!

How YOU doin'?!?!?!/

[Guest]

I'm feeling conflicted about your confliction, now that you mention it?!?

[Mister Obvious]

You fucking should, TBH?!?!?!

[Guest]

I know I should feel some kind of way, but I don't know how.

[Mister Obvious]

It's kind of like this...

[Guest]

Lawlz!

Seriously tho?

[Mister Obvious]

On again, off again, hot and cold...

You know how it do be.

[Guest]

Y'all don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[Mister Obvious]

It do be that way.

[Mister Obvious]

Anyways I was just having fun with the thesaurus this morning...

I like to play with my thesaurus regularly.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean study.

I like to study it.

[Guest]

I study in the bedroom and sleep in the study.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a motherfucking renegade.