Saturday Night Live

[Mister Obvious]

Tay Swizzle kinda reminds me of Rebecca De Mornay who I always thought was wicked stupid hot...

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Like dumber than fuck levels of hot hot.

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I'd rather buy a ticket to see Rebecca De Mornay in 2023 sit on a bar stool on a stage for 30 minutes saying literally nothing than buy a ticket to see Tay Swizzle from a mile away in a stadium with 50 million other people.

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Taylor Swift just seems low key boring. I remember seeing a video on Instagram from her several years ago and there was like this sorta... quiet and almost depressive vibe about the whole thing.

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Rebecca De Mornay on the other hand, you can just look at her eyeballs and it's clear that she be knowin' how to get DOWNNNN BAYYYBEEEE.

Lol I mean she's like 70 now, but you gnomesayin'. Back in "THE DAY" though...

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I'ma slut4u.

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Fuck that red carpet shit though, that looks like a terrible experience lmao.

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Me ---> <--- Rebecca

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BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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Hell, I mean even Britney Spears > Taylor Swift. No contest.

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Zero contest.

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And Britney is WAAAAAAY the fuck more entertaining. Not a boring second with that one, my God...

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I feel bad for Britney though, cuz it's clear they've driven her completely insane over the years and that shit is not gonna end well.

But SHE is a legend. THAT is a legend right there. Britney Spears? She deserves that legendary status.

Taylor Swift would have never gotten famous without her dad lining pockets so that she could get her start. She's a nepo baby.

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Rofl look at the way she narrows her eyes, and the lil reactive expressions she makes...

She's feisty, sizzlin'. See, you can't fake charisma, you can't fake that biting essence.

You have it from womb to tomb, it's soul deep.

Tay Swizzle ain't got that.

She's okay, but she's not... THAT.

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It's clear to see why Rebecca never really did become a "legendary" actress who is still shoved in everyone's faces to this day despite being old AF, used to parrot every propaganda point du jour... she is not a bullshitter. My guess is that she never would do all the nonsense and soul selling that would have been expected of her to become a regular like say Michelle Pfeiffer or any other wildly famous women from her same era who ain't even as hot as she was.

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She's also annoyed in that interview because of course the questions are never gonna be about her, they're gonna be about Tom Cruise or some other tired old man ass.

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I'm not at all ashamed to say that when I first read "Tay Swizzle" I thought
it was in reference to some newish YT influencer. Getting older has its perks. : )

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T-Swizz. Roflmfaolmfaolol.

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I swear I'm not a hater though, for real.

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I just realized that since I've said all this, the odds are high that I will get karma'd by coming across some type of poignant material written/sang/said by Taylor Swift someday...

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