The obligatory Hurricane Milton thread...

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you should book a stay at one of those Jamaican inclusive resorts and see if you can pick up a sugar daddy.

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie are you gonna be our pool boy?

[Mister Obvious]

We can pretend we don't know each other.

It'll be hot.

[Mister Obvious]

As in sexy.

[Dark Dick]

I'll distract your sugar daddy's wife, if she's a hot cougar, so she's won't get in the way.

We can also get separated if in different part of the HOtel if there's a big storm.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll distract your sugar daddy's wife, if she's a hot cougar, so she's won't get in the way.

Oh hell no, I ain't fucking with no MARRIED sugar daddy.

This is gonna be some Anna Nicole Smith shit, all in or NOTHING.

[Dark Dick]

You might as well just go to Florida, there should be lots of resorts that cater to retired persons.

Fannie, you should get a job at the AARP, or one of those travel agencies/tour guides for retirees.

[Mister Obvious]

You might as well just go to Florida

You're right Dick... I will go to Florida as soon as possible.

Fannie, you should get a job at the AARP, or one of those travel agencies/tour guides for retirees.

This is a great idea. Or maybe some kind of job at a funeral home, it'd be the perfect place to meet elderly widowers.

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you need to go where the action is to get that "cane sugar" or "sugarcane".

Just walk around some retiree hotspots in skimpy clothes and they'll be lining up for you to just sit on their laps.

It also helps a lot that you're skinny.

[Mister Obvious]

I imagine Dick half asleep, laying underneath a baby palm tree, mumbling his fantasies out loud.

[Mister Obvious]

I see Dick in a super tight pair of '80s rockstar pants. Like the same kind of pants that Lenny Kravitz broke and flashed us his wee on stage.

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie doesn't wear a shirt, but if he does... it's in pieces. Just like slices of a shirt that never totally cover up his chest or his abs.

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you can wear a mask and we'll put on underground sex shows for the guests.

[Mister Obvious]

I meeeean... are you gonna be wearing a mask too? Like why just me? I totally get the protecting anonymity part but I am not gonna be the only one wearing a mask here. I love the idea, I'm just saying, if you're gonna be my partner in this, things have to be fair.

[Dan]

Wear this mask, MO.

[Dan]

The possibilities are endless for mask ideas.

[Dark Dick]

People only care about the guy from the waist down.

It'll just be an eye mask you're wearing for show.

It makes the audience think that you have something to be ashamed for and you're not just some random ho, who needed the money.

You could also wear a wide stripe of makeup going across your eyes.

[Mister Obvious]

Wear this mask, MO.

https://www.sectual.com/thread-16682-pos...#pid188345

[Mister Obvious]

It makes the audience think that you have something to be ashamed for and you're not just some random ho, who needed the money.

Oh damn...

That's brilliant.

[Dark Dick]

We'll be "Mango and Trash".

I'll roll a big plastic trash container on stage, and you'll pop out of it.