The obligatory Hurricane Milton thread...

[Mister Obvious]

Mango?

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mango

[Mister Obvious]

You know what, I'm not gonna ask... I'm just gonna accept.

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, since you're "Trash", I can be "Junk".

You could also be "Rubbish".

[Mister Obvious]

Rubbish for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

Junk & Rubbish, I like it.

I think we should take stylistic inspiration from Boney M...

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna be Bobby Farrell though.

[Mister Obvious]

I fucking love that guy's voice.

[Dark Dick]

Cruise ships might be a better venue for our performances.

They can roll us out on a four poster bed, and when the show is over we drop the bed curtains.

There'll be 70's porn music playing in the background.

You can also wear a tranchcoat and sunglasses, then go around flashing random guests.

If "Junk" sounds too short, I can use "Junk Food".

"Junk Food & Rubbish".

[Mister Obvious]

Cruise ships might be a better venue for our performances.

FUCK yes.

They can roll us out on a four poster bed, and when the show is over we drop the bed curtains.

I've always wanted to just lounge on a bed in different exotic locations around the world...

This is as close as we can realistically get to my dream.