I think we gotta stop eating chicken...

[Mister Obvious]

WHITE MEAT. WE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/MJzJgs2.png

OMG THANK GOD.

[Mister Obvious]

WE SHOULD BE EATING ONLY AQUATIC ANIMALS AND YAKS.

[Mister Obvious]

CHICKENS ARE CLASSIFIED AS REPTILES.

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT.

DON'T JUDGE ME.

[Mister Obvious]

I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION BEFORE.

[Mister Obvious]

There's no way it's not a conspiracy.

[Mister Obvious]

They aren't pushing chicken this hard for no reason.

[Dark Dick]

You are what you eat.

They must want everyone to be "chickens".

There's an Eastern European guy who does kettlebells who said that he doesn't eat chicken because it's a weak animal.

[Mister Obvious]

This tracks. Makes sense.

It's a simple explanation which is typically a sign that it's the right one.

AKA common sense.