Welcome back, my bitches!?

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah how you like that??1?!?!?1?!?!?1?

[Mister Obvious]

YEAH HOW YOU FUCKING LIKE IT HUH!!?!?!??!?!?1?!/!?1?1?1?1/?!

[Mister Obvious]

Listen...

I got bored and did a thing.

[Mister Obvious]

I GOT BORED, OKAY?1?!?1?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

[Mister Obvious]

Main reason I did this is cuz I got some shit to say, and I wanna make sure everyone has the opportunity to see it...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Mmm fuck baby I missed you.

[Mister Obvious]

sectual

A person who has never missed, and is the sexiest being on the planet.

"After all eternity Sectual has never missed."

by Sectual February 24, 2021

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sectual

[Mister Obvious]

Hey, I didn't make the rules...

That's what Urban Dictionary says, so it is what it is.

[Mister Obvious]

But wait, hold up.

Just kidding, don't.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I feel naked.

[Mister Obvious]

And also sweaty.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm letting you see my bits.

It's been so long.

[Mister Obvious]

Welcome back to my nude bits.

[Mister Obvious]

*twitches*

[Mister Obvious]

Make sure to report any bugs if you notice them.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's fine though.

Other than being open to the public, I mean who in the fuck in their right mind would have their discussion forum open to the public these days...

[Mister Obvious]

Sheer insanity.

AI though!

*runs screaming*

OMG no, not AI!

No AI posting allowed!