Dexter: Resurrection - "And Justice For All" (S10 E10)
So judging by the name of the episode and the fact that there was a set photo released where they're on a boat called "Vivere" ("to be alive") with the Statue of Liberty in the background... I'm guessing something pretty important happens during that scene.
As I click on this episode, which is ONLY 47 MINUTES LONG APPARENTLY...
I'm nervous.
And I'm ready for it to take at least an hour and 20 minutes for me to watch this because I'll be commentating, rofl. It's a life hack for me at this point, the perfect way to drag on an enjoyable experience for way longer than it would have lasted otherwise.
1:55 now Prater fits the code and Charley's going the fuck off on him, she's super pissed.
2:15 I think Leon has lost his fucking mind.
2:40 that's definitely what they want us to think. I don't like his character anymore, but I absolutely love Peter Dinklage. He's pure fucking magic.
2:45 so Prater's basically setting Dexter up to drink his own piss and then starve to death. This is absurd TBH because it's not very believable he'd have the FUCKING BAY HARBOR BUTCHER at his disposal with no plans to do ANYTHING with him at all. Come on.
3:20 OMG, I forgot Dexter existed, LMAO. He comes on the screen and I'm like, "Oh yeah, that's right!" Lol what the fuck. He's super hot.
I'm afraid not as many people will vote on this episode's rating because they already watched a shitty pirated version of it. Sigh.
4:18 slow clap... I saw a spoiler so I know who it is, but that's okay. Because oh my God, have I been waiting for this moment. I almost don't wanna push play again. Once it begins, I never want it to end.
4:22 "Oops! Ya did it again." Roflmfaololololol. YES. YYYEEEHEHEHEHESSSSSS.
4:52 oh my God man I feel so bad for Dexter right now. I think everyone who says he's gonna stop killing and accept that he actually HAS FEELINGS is onto something for real.
5:20 "I'm glad I killed you when I had the chance." Hoooo. My God. Well, okay. I didn't expect it to go down like that. The cut in to the intro was super janky too. It was giving telenovela.
Please don't let it really be this brief and dismissive. I dunno if I can handle that.
And the fact that the intro graphic is a manhole cover and the Ripper's weapon is a manhole cover opener, I meeeeaaaan. Seems pretty obvious that we haven't heard the last of the Ripper.
I'm scared about this finale. I dunno how they're gonna drive this home with only 40 more minutes.
5:40 I think Charley's totally gonna turn on Prater. I think that goose is cooked. At least it better be. We don't have time for much else.
And are we even gonna get to see Dexter kill anybody in this episode? Or at least tie 'em up and freak 'em out? Cuz I'm jonesing and I cannot lie.
5:50 "If I had the Bay Harbor Butcher locked in a room full of weapons, I wouldn't open that door for a month." Come on now, he's not even that dangerous.
6:35 are we really to believe a phone would work inside of that vault? I dunno. Does it matter? No.
6:50 so this is a setup for season 2. I mean, what, is Dexter just gonna kill everybody else from the OG show who is left alive? I am not even opposed to that, but I do know that there's a very DEMENTED segment of the viewership who wants Quinn and Masuka to be the ones who "catch" Dexter, which totally fucking disgusts me.
7:16 Dex is totally making shit up, he's 100% just trying to save his own ass. Which is fine, I encourage that type of behavior out of this character. I have to say, the writers have done a great job obfuscating where the hell any of this is going, you really can't predict it unless you already have insider info.
8:40 dude I HATE the way they've made me FEEL ANYTHING for Harrison. I honestly feel so bad for this guy. He's like damn near 30 IRL but he looks like he's 19 and he just pulls on your heart strings with those weepy looking eyes. Gah, I cannot. FUCK.
12:20 what is there some kind of burgeoning romance between these two?
Agh. Why do they ALWAYS seem to rush these Dexter finales?? Yeah I'm like 12 minutes in, but still. There's no way they have enough time to wrap this up.
12:53 "I work with rich people all the time, they never notice the help." Ahaha, oh they notice. They just don't let it stop them.
13:18 Harrison is continuing to make me feel something and I hate it. IF ANYONE HARMS A HAIR ON HIS HEAD. FUCK. NO. NO DAMMIT, I DON'T FEEL THIS WAY. FUCK HARRISON! O_0
13:46 see, I was wondering when they were gonna demonstrate the "street smarts" aspect of Harrison's character, he is supposed to be very clever and I feel like they've only shown that a couple times this season. The part where he's being interrogated and admits to living at the hotel is the only other scene I can think of where they have really done it justice.
13:55 well I mean come on, homie's being a touch ridiculous straight up smoking indoors like that.
15:02 "You're going to a lot of trouble for a man you barely know." Sigh. It bites, but it's true. Good on them for using Charley to call it out. Guarantee she doesn't even know the vault code though.
15:09 Uma Thurman is so hot. Would munch.
15:46 okay, Dexter is making me really fucking horny right now, I'm not even gonna front. They better show us what this guy can do. SHOW ME SOMETHING.
15:57 I'm living for the fact that Dexter just said "time stamped"... I'm such a nerd.
16:04 as if Charley wouldn't know Prater's keeping a file on her.
16:27 this is kind of an iconic scene. It kind of is. I dunno exactly why, but it's got iconic written all over it. Something must be about to happen.
16:40 lmao @ Dexter Facetiming Charley in front of the skin lamp. OT but what kind of psycho uses black thread on a white canvas. And the stitching is so sloppy. Like I could understand if it was in a pattern or something, but nah. Just 'dude stitching' 100%.
17:30 "I have some unfinished business with my former employer." Oh my, I do like the sound of that. So it's Charley's hand on the gun that gets pressed into Prater's chest. But she's just gonna scare him, she won't take him out. Agh. Sigh. How's this gonna go? How's it gonna go? I dunno how I feel right now.
17:43 "There's nothing good in there." Bah. Wow. Just. Agh, wow, just wow. You know what, in this moment, I cannot even disagree with her. I really can't. What a moment. For real.
17:52 and the scared look from Dexter... agh. My God. This has betrayal written all over it. Not right now. But someday... some fucking day.
I feel like they aren't gonna let us forget "what" Dexter really is. But I hope they at least make it fun for us while they burn it down.
Harrison is just collateral though. No shade.
18:15 "Switch to just audio." Okay, Harrison just made me kinda horny too. UGH. I'm so over this. Too many feels. AND I PAID TO WATCH THIS. I PAID TO HAVE WEIRD FEELINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE IN A VARIETY OF WAYS.
18:40 well at least he gave him a sincere out. But everything in this show is clearly meant to be cannibalized for the sake of "Dexter" as an overall entity. It's only fair. But it can be callous. This is wild man. Well fucking done, the whole damn thing, from season one of the OG show til this point... well fucking done.
18:47 that weird smile of relief... MCH is such a fucking perfect person to play this character, my God. No one and I mean NO ONE walking this earth has the ability to bring this motherfucker to life the way he does, may that never be forgotten.
18:50 oh my God here it is... the moment of truth. Sickening. I gotta pee, literally can't do this right now. BRB.
19:56 the fandom was right, but them doing this to us right now is fucked up. I cannot.
20:37 I just came. I came. Hard. Hardest ever. Cum.
21:16 ugh my God this is gruelling.
22:26 "I'm really glad you didn't kill me." So that's Dexter's way of saying "I love you" which shows where his intentions really lie from here on out. That was setting it in stone.
And we can't hate, because we know Dexter is pretty much a sociopathic killer, at least when it comes to the ABSOLUTE origin of the character, book Dexter, canon. Show Dexter, you could say he has feelings. Book Dexter, not really. At least not from what I've heard so far. I like book Dexter the most. But show Dexter is a good time too.
23:10 the heat is getting hotter and we're almost at the halfway point of the episode. How are they gonna achieve this? How are they gonna really make this work? It's a lot.
23:20 listen bitch, there are people with a file of compromising photos of me too, but I ain't all up in arms about it. You gotta just assume that's what's up. Stop acting green, for real for real.
23:44 Dexter's being ridiculous, he could have totally snuck out the same way Harrison came, you can't tell me otherwise. This is feeling cheap. They better top this with some 24k drizzle or I'ma be mad.
23:50 I just cannot believe this is the true state of Charley and Prater's relationship. I guess this really is all we'll probably see of Uma in this show. I mean it's whatever, but... I was hoping for a lil more action with her.
24:24 clearly Leon is unhinged as fuck at this point, and what is with the way Claudette and her partner are standing there basically keistering each other?? We don't have time for all the implications that are being signaled here.
The writers planted a little too much misdirection this season if you ask me, but I'm somehow living for it at the same time. I guess that's the name of the game with "TV" shows these days. The stakes have gotta be pretty high considering the fact that hollywood is dying due to the rise of streaming services and now AI. They better be real ready to adapt because I give it 5 years before Joe Ed Allen is making movies in his mom's basement that rival 2001: A Space Odyssey, but then again, I'm just some random online shitposting stranger.
And that movie sucked IMO, just BTW. The only good part was the HAL thingy and the fact that it's full of stars. Am I even remembering the right movie? Anyways, Dexter 2025 FTW.
25:30 these muhfuckas 'bout to make me cry. Fuck y'all.
25:56 yo, are Peter's eyes seriously that blue? Fuck, oh my God, this man is beautiful.
Not that blue eyes = beautiful, but shit on a stick, fuck me Daddy!
Roflmfao, I'm so nasty. Fuck me. Fuck me, fuck y'all, fuck 'em all, let's go.
26:10 OMG HE MUST BE THE NY RIPPER!!!!!!!!! Roflmfaolololol. I'm gagged.
This has ALREADY taken me an hour and 20 mins. to watch so far, and I'm just over half way. God I fucking love this.
26:53 OH NO, OH MY GOD, IT'S *HIS* HAND. I'm so mad, I seriously hate this, why didn't I notice sooner???
26:58 no but wait, it can't be?? Somebody's gotta lose a shirt or a jacket between here and there.
27:04 oh my God, you crafty sons of bitches. You.
27:22 I hate to say it, but this isn't serving "intimidating" in the way I would have hoped. It's serving "mild inconvenience until Dexter kills you" energy.
He's totally gonna kill this guy.
27:30 so this elevator scene is a callback to when Dex does his badass "Super Saiyan" pose in the elevator in E4.
28:20 so with this song, they're making reference to what I said before about Dex feeling his heartbeat to gauge the level of danger, his excitement, etc.
28:42 "Get that fucker." Oh my God, Harry, fuck me.
This is so good. I hate it, I love it.
29:50 lol this motherfucker is so dead.
This is by far the greatest season of Dexter. Period.
30:12 oh God I'm so scared. Pausing it right here because this is too hardcore. This is too intense. The stakes are too high. Too much suspense.
30:23 "Kill me instead." Homie, we've been here before. We all know how that works out.
30:43 rofl this is so... I don't have words. I can't even tell you what it is. I can't describe what this is.
31:10 WUT?!?!?!?!?!?!! HOLD UP WAIT WUT?!?!?!?!?!?!! WHATTTTTT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
31:22 "That better be the last time you tell someone to shoot you in the chest." Roflmfaolololol, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! This SHOWWWW?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
31:53 the way I just said "OH MY GOD" out loud. It's like 5 seconds later and I can still feel it echoing. That "OH MY GOD" is eternal.
32:00 the sheer pleasure of ACTUALLY SEEING THIS right now is way over the top. It's one of those moments when you thank God and all of creation for the gift of life.
What the absolute fuck. They geared every aspect of this scene for the ultimate enjoyment of the viewer on every level. There's no way to quantify the orgasmic fucking glory of this moment.
32:16 iconic.
32:37 the problem is, my guy... there is absolutely nothing he wants more in this moment.
32:40 "I'm good." The way I laughed. THE WAY. I laughed. Oh my God this is exquisite.
32:57 the way he cleaned his finger off. I have just reached heights of elation and boundless pleasure I cannot even describe.
YOU GOTTA GIVE US MORE DEXTER. JUST GIVE US MORE, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO. NEVER LET THIS END. NEVER LET IT END.
33:44 the audio quality SLAPS.
34:28 this is honestly hilarious. They did such a good job. Such a damn good job.
I'm calling it, 10/10.
This show reminds me of prayer and how it's for the best that 80% of your requests don't ever get answered.
37:03 the cinematography on this show really has been beautiful.
37:15 just like the fandom guessed. Lol.
37:43 the sheer pure and total glee I feel in this moment.
38:57 you gotta love this part. Even the haters gotta love this. You are a soulless fuck if you don't love this. The look on her face? Come on.
40:39 this was done in true Batman villain style right here. I respect it.
41:48 this is truly insane.
43:40 the boat is called "The Getaway" so I wonder why the misdirection with the "Vivere" in the leaked photo? Seems like 50% of shows' efforts these days goes to misdirection and fucking with the fans, giving them theory bait. I'm not complaining, I think it's interesting. Shows and movies have had to adapt and change with the times for sure.
44:05 seems like they've maybe already filmed some stuff for season 2, I won't expound on why I think this is the case.
10/10, greatest season, no contest.
