Dexter: Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

So now they're posting spoilers everywhere and people are saying Paramount+ should just release the last 2 episodes tonight.

I don't think they should do a double release, but I'm not sure what's more fucked up...

The fact that the episodes leaked at all (like how) or the fact that people watched it even though it was in Russian.

[Mister Obvious]

NUTS.

Basically it's not safe to browse any social media where people talk about this show for the next week because they're just gonna be posting the ending.

[Guest]

I can see MO being an internet celebrity in Russia.

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Dexter: Resurrection - "Touched By An Angel" (S10 E9)

Oh my God. How excited I am to see this, I cannot even tell you.

It's only like 45 mins. long though, AAAAGGGHHHH. I need ALL of these episodes to be an HOUR.

1:55 this slow-mo stare down between Dexter and Prater is so fire. I fucking love the way Peter's face twitches, this guy is EVERYTHING. I need to watch this clip in like 0.25 speed.

2:00 he immediately tries to warm up to Harrison, so this totally shows that he's gonna be using Harrison against Dexter from here on out.

2:27 has Dexter ever LOOKED this psycho before? Like in the OG series, did he look that hardcore intense and shit? I need to watch it again and try to notice shit like this.

2:40 what does Leon whisper right here? You can barely hear it.

3:14 that camera snapping perspective was cheeseball as hell, I am so sorry to say it. You know, all of the technology related things that weren't perfect about this season could totally be edited and fixed later on down the line. I don't see any of it as a big deal.

3:17 Charley wasn't even the one taking those photos, you can tell by the fact that she's directly in front of them and those pics were taken to the side. She's not even holding a phone when it shows her. Angel is totally following him.

Uma Thurman looks so slick. I feel like they have barely used her as a character this season though. A lot of people don't think she or Dinklage are coming back in season 2. I hope that's not the case, because we definitely haven't seen enough of Uma specifically. I could understand if Peter had to move on, but Uma?? We didn't get proper character development with her. I just hope this isn't the end.

3:36 I think Peter Dinklage is so beautiful. Like seriously. I wish I had the charisma of this guy even though I'm a chick. He's such a fucking excellent actor.

3:43 I think Dex WANTS to tell Prater he's the BHB, and that's just it... he wants to TELL him. He doesn't want him finding out some other way.

4:33 God, Michael C. Hall is so fucking hot. I LOVE the way he looks as an older dude. Like he was always stupid hot, but this is next level. I wish he was my fucking daddy.

4:50 Prater wants to be friends. Period. HE DOES. God. I hope we really don't just get ONE more episode with all these people together. They all work together so damn well. SO damn well, ESPECIALLY Peter and MCH, they have chemistry and I just want MORE.

5:20 Dex better just blow this guy's mind. Why not?? Just blow his fucking mind.

5:37 Dexter is one ballsy son of a bitch. Like he fears nothing and I'm shook.

5:44 lmao Leon has such an affection toward Dex, it's so adorable. I WANT MORE DAMMIT MORE.

6:12 I legitimately hate the fact that I like Harrison now. What IS this?? How did they do this to me?!?!??!?!?? I wanna go back to thinking he's totally fucking annoying, that was my comfort zone. LIKING HIM IS NOT COMFORTABLE FOR ME.

6:23 I love how these weird hard exhales are like part of MCH's actual personality and they make their way into his characters. It's another of the many quirks that make him so damn irreplaceable in the Dexterverse.

6:40 I'm already nutting so hard over this episode, like yeah, we're only 6 minutes in but this is already so satisfying. The tone is completely different from the last episode, thank God.

7:05 Angel is totally following them.

8:37 low key I feel like Harrison is gonna start idolizing his dad over this serial killer killer shit, and I kind of love it. He SHOULD idolize him.

8:50 AHA, see I fucking KNEW IT! Because they made it pretty obvious but like STILL.

This is so fucking good, slap me, I can't stand it. I cannot handle how good this is.

9:20 "Prater and Charley are only concerned with me." Yeah, he's not buying that. Nor should he. I feel like a lot of people forget how smart Harrison is, like what he had to grow up through and how he had to learn to survive and defend himself.

In New Blood he was literally traveling solo as a 17 year old or some shit, he's been THROUGH IT. He has street smarts. He is underestimated. And I only admit this about him because he recently stopped being annoying.

10:00 Angel just got on Prater's bad side. Period. This won't end well. For somebody. Lmao, not sure who. It's a toss up, we're not supposed to know right now. Unfortunately some people do though cuz they watched this shit dubbed in Russian, lmao. Like who does that? If I had come across pirated episodes in Russian I'da been like PASS.

10:08 he doesn't even know who he is?? Gah, Angel is like... previous Harrison levels of annoying at this point, I'm legitimately so over it.

10:14 whoa, title screen 10 minutes in? Okay, that was a choice. I just wonder when they'll drop ANY type of title/intro from TV shows in general. Eventually they really should. We know what the fuck we're watching, we don't need some kind of reminder, like stop. That's 4 seconds that could have gone to the plot okay.

11:05 it's Charley, 100%. It's fucking Charley. Period. It's Charley.

11:27 gah, Uma Thurman is so sexy, shut the fuck up and just give me more of this bitch, I cannot take it. MORE. MORE DAMMIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GIVE ME FUCKING MORE.

11:35 lmao people always throw shade at the way Dex and Deb and whoever else cook their steaks in this show. It's so hilarious. Like they're literally frying that shit in a skillet with no seasonings or anything. Honestly, I respect it. That's the way the common man has to make their steaks. We need that meat, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I can actually cook a mean skillet steak, cast iron stovetop and oven hybrid dealio but it's whatevs. I have a Ninja Grill too, come at me bro. COME AT A BITCH I AM SO FOR REAL.

11:55 I would fucking suck and gag on Jack Alcott's fingers, the guy has beautiful hands. Get in my throat, fuck you.

12:05 wait a second, how did Harrison know who Charley was?? He never even saw the chick. Seriously, he didn't. He didn't see her during the whole restaurant scene fiasco. Seems like a plot hole. I don't care, I'm just saying. They can literally do no wrong, it's fine.

12:55 God those eggs look good.

13:02 "I love a late breakfast." I love Uma Thurman. Mommy? Lmao I'm playing. I'm PLAYINGGGg. Queen, don't come for me, slay.

13:47 it looks like she's taking this story personally, am I trippin'?? You CANNOT FUCKING TELL ME there isn't gonna be more Uma and maybe even Peter in season 2.

14:38 this is so fucking good. I cannot stand how good this is. Have I made this clear? CANNOT. This is so good. I hate it. I love it so much.

16:35 dude honestly, Blessing can suck my dick. There I said it.

16:58 he points to the forehead/third eye when he's discussing his slip up with Joy, telling the truth about Blessing. Interesting. He got poked in a lot of places, but that's the one that did him in.

17:06 and now they make me wanna like Blessing again? NO. NO DAMMIT I REFUSE.

17:47 Dexter getting decked out in all black makes me so hard. But if they really think this is gonna be enough "backstory" on Charley, they're like super duper wrong.

18:08 this isn't believable for a lot of reasons, but I'm just gonna go ahead and let it happen. I'll never truly complain about the show not being believable. I do like that Dex is such a straight fucking nutter that he would go scope out her spot in the first place. Does make me think Charley could end up on the table. That'd be hot as fuck.

19:00 oh my God. Plot twist like a motherfucker if I'm being honest. I certainly did not see that one coming. At all. That's WILD.

19:11 this season probably really is all they're gonna give us of Charley and Prater. Sigh. Feelings. I have them. ATM.

19:40 this episode is so good, it's honestly dumb. It's dumb how good this is.

20:10 it feels like the stalker is getting stalked. This is unhinged.

20:16 HOW HARD I FUCKING GASPED. SO HARD. HARDEST OF HARDS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, MY EYEBALLS ARE TWITCHING. I THINK I JUST CAME.

20:46 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It is SO FUNNY how I was just talking about his breathing at the beginning of this commentary and now they're like making a big deal out of it. Ya girl is psychic, slap me, you love this.

This is so weird and creepy, I'm obsessed. I am straight up fucking deadass unapologetically freak flag flying motherfucking obsessed and I cannot lie nor can I deny.

21:10 HAH HAH HAAAAAAH, WE *KNEW* SHE WAS FUCKING SPECIAL FORCES!!! WHERE'S MY COOKIE!??!?! WHERE'S MY FUCKING COOKIE, SHUT UP?!?!?!?!!!!1

21:40 I feel like they're gonna bond though, am I just super off base here? Prolly so.

22:11 this bitch is SHAKEN honey, not stirred. I am LIVING.

22:38 Dexter gives zero fucks man, I love this guy. What a great character.

23:07 God, Uma Thurman is such a magnificent actor. Please tell me this is not the end, for real. We need her to stay.

23:18 oh shit. Well, clearly the end has come for somebody. That's honestly fine with me.

24:10 sewer hook, the fandom called it. Det. Oliva is totally the Ripper. Lmfao I'm not serious.

25:57 people love Angel way too much, there is no way they're killing this guy. They gotta have something else in store. There really is just no way. The only way is if Prater kills him and then Dex kills Prater. Those are literally the only options when it comes to killing him off.

26:05 is Dexter really a master manipulator though?? I feel like he's just being himself, like his manipulation is just kinda basic.

26:37 she just told Angel to get out of Dodge.

I cannot believe how good this show is. This shit should be illegal.

26:44 the position he finds himself in, Angel is totally about to do something stupid.

27:55 homie, go back to Florida, I am so over you.

28:10 dude if Harrison is having Gigi over, I am gonna be so pissed. She is a total monkey wrench just waiting to happen, it spells DOOM. Do you see that?? M O O N. That spells DOOM.

28:27 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS, I AM SO PISSED OFF.

29:46 lol this is funny cuz I was just talking the other day about being born in the "late 1900s." I kind of love it. But Gigi would totally fuck Dexter, give me a break. I'm not saying she's a ho, I'm just saying she wouldn't be side-eyeing the whole thing and acting like he's an old dweeb. In real life she'd prolly rather fuck him than Harrison.

I hate the fact that she's here, she's totally gonna be a problem.

31:10 did he really just give him a syringe with some M99 as self-defense?? Yeah like NO WAY that could possibly ever go wrong. What the actual fuck?? Gigi's gonna find that shit and go all blue haired SJW on Harrison and act like he was gonna date rape her or something. Something genuinely terrible is gonna go down surrounding this Gigi bitch for sure.

She's 100% a pure and total manic pixie dream girl on the negative end of the spectrum, like a toxic one, I just know it.

31:47 dude Prater is such a freak. I feel like they basically want us to end up hating this guy. They are totally gonna kill him off.

31:12 they're 100% gearing up for him to go full on fanboy nerd when he gets strapped to the kill table.

34:00 he's totally planning to kill Prater. Like no question. He never does this otherwise.

34:45 I honestly wish he'd kill him in this episode but you know it ain't gonna happen. Shame.

36:00 oh my God, you have got to be fucking kidding me.

36:48 I am about to be so pissed off right now. No. I AM. I AM PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

37:07 I mean... hear me out though, this just makes Dexter seem like the ultimate badass, doesn't it?? Doesn't it though!?

PEAK FUCKING DEXTER. SERVE US MORE OF THIS UNHINGED FEAST.

I HATE THAT I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS, FUCK IT!

37:35 lunula game on fleek tho.

37:47 this is about to go all kinds of wrong, but honestly I'm not worried about it for some reason.

37:55 the exceedingly high level of confidence just absolutely assures that this is about to go so far south.

38:03 the soundtrack is so fire. Every single song has been so on point, so much win. Mad props.

38:38 Leon 1000% knows he's come to kill him. I'm so sad that Dex isn't gonna get to slay. We all need this so bad.

38:54 AAAAAAAND crash, absolutely a kick in the fucking nuts.

39:20 I can just tell by the way this stuff is being set down on the table, he is gonna pick it up later. No problem. I dunno how, but it's gonna happen.

I'm prolly so wrong. I've been wrong about literally everything re: this season. Which is honestly a nice change for me.

39:40 OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO. OOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOO-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HOOOOO. NUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HHHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMGGGGG NOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOHHOHOHOHOOOOkay you get it. But like wow, just wow, just like REALLY? Fucking REALLY??

Okay. I feel like only two of these people is about to leave alive. At least that's how I wish it would go down. Deadass.

41:28 okay I seriously don't like this guy anymore, PLEASE KILL HIM. I am so for real, kill that motherfucker dead.

42:27 this is a nightmare I'm so disgusted. I love it, don't stop. This is so dumb, GIVE ME MORE, FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE HOW GOOD THIS IS, I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!

This is like one of those vibrator orgasms. It's just too intense. Like stop, it feels too good.

I think I know what's gonna happen. Only I totally don't because I have a 90% fail rate with predictions for this show. Lmao. This is so fire, I LOVE BEING WRONG. IT'S BETTER WHEN I'M WRONG. I NEVER GET TO BE WRONG, I'M ALWAYS SO RIGHT!!!!!!!

I cannot wait to see how this ends even though I REALLY, REALLY don't want it to end. Like, ever.

It's about to be panic at the disco up in here, I can feel it. Some shit's about to go down.

43:18 I paused right exactly here. Right here. Right this exact second. As he's moving. His hand is a fucking blur. The caption reads "caught." I want to drag this millisecond on into eternity because I know that this is going to be JUST. THAT. GOOD.

I don't ever want it to end. I never want it to end.

The voiceover. The original score. The muffled screams. The suspense. It's glorious. It is simply divine.

43:28 hold up, wait what?? Lmao. AGH, MY GOD. This is exactly what I'm fucking talking about. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'm LITERALLY NEVER RIGHT WITH THIS SHOW, BAHAHAHAHAHA.

42:54 Oh.

My.

God.

44:11 they need to make a meme out of that. Serve me a gif immediately.

I am leagues beyond shook.

45:00 what a moment, amirite folks? Sweet mother of freaking God.

45:20 well, you know what, I can see this potentially not goin' down too well. I'm gonna be real interested to see what the fandom has to say cuz that was... THAT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED.

That definitely happened, and it was a thing...

[Mister Obvious]

10/10.

[Mister Obvious]

I could never recommend this show hard enough. Sweet mother of God.

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of people are saying it was THE GREATEST DEXTER EPISODE OF ALL TIME.

[Mister Obvious]

REVOLUTIONARY. HISTORICAL. RAVE. PERIODT.

Good God, the glory these people must feel right now.

THAT GOOD.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm hyped like I just saw an epic concert or something.

[Mister Obvious]

So somebody's poking a gun up against Prater's chest in this promo.

I think either Charley or Harrison is gonna kill Prater. I don't even think Dexter's gonna be the one to do it.

We might not see another kill from Dexter in this season, which would suggest that he really might stop killing in general.

Maybe they just end the whole series with him discontinuing the killing thingy and never getting caught.

That would be pretty baller.

Although, I really gotta tell you...

I am fiending for Brian to come back as a conscience ghost for Dexter, and that would be a vibe shift that would definitely include killing. I guess it doesn't HAVE to, but...

Historically, he's usually there to encourage Dexter toward such activities. Maybe Dex DOES get a kill in the finale and he needs Brian's particular flavor of gusto to really finish it off.

The idea that Brian could be some kind of fixture in season 2 sends me. Dream scenario.

People are saying it's DEFINITE that he WILL appear in Resurrection at some point, so given there's only one episode left, it's gotta be the finale...

https://www.tiktok.com/@therealcamargo/v...4977904942

He posted this video in June showing him in the wardrobe area.

I've just passed it off as too good to be true and haven't even let myself get hyped for the idea.

But this season ending on the reappearance of Brian would basically SEAL THE DEAL that season 2 will be equally as epic as this season has been. No Uma or Dinklage level co-stars needed. At all.

The fandom would be hyped beyond belief if they thought Brian was going to be a regular in future seasons.

I can honestly say that potentially seeing him is what excites me most about the finale. Seeing Prater getting taken out barely moves the needle on my excitement gauge compared to Brian.

[Dan]

Okay. They still have the Dexter main character. Nice. I thought it went woke, with like a female Dexter character, based on the marketing for the new series that I saw.

[Mister Obvious]

Lord no, lol, that would have been HORRIFYING!

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[Mister Obvious]

I just saw a finale spoiler looking for this clip, lmao.

LITERALLY SPOILERS EVERYWHERE.

Shit pisses me off HARRRRDDDDD.

I did NOT watch it, but it was exactly what the hell I thought it was gonna be based on the thumbnail.

I really hope it ain't just one scene but a sign of things to come.

Dude, I cannot believe they really be leaking everywhere. It's SOOOOO wrong.

Wonder how the show creators feel about it.

People have even theorized that they leaked it on purpose...

Not a chance in hell. If they were gonna leak this intentionally, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IN ENGLISH!

Damn Russians...

[Mister Obvious]

I think Prater's gonna get dealt with, then Dexter's gonna kill Charley's mom, then Charley and Dexter are gonna make out and that's how the episode ends.

[Mister Obvious]

I won't be deleting any of my wildly wrong predictions after the show is over. I'm gonna take the L.