Dexter: Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

Scraping that shit off with my fingernail.

Salty.

You ain't ever seen no shit like this before.

If you did, you had to pay for it.

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Lmfao I don't even know what I'm saying at this point, I'm just machine gunning inane blather.

Such is the mind of a horny female.

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Got a towel over my seat.

It's black.

I need to see my level of arousal.

These go to 11 my bitches.

Saints and hoes...

The only difference is who's watching.

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Bahahaha imagine trying to post some shit like that on Reddit...

RIP.

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This bitch has to be free.

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*burp*

Okay I'm bored.

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So yeah, I thought Original Sin was balls. It just felt corny, and not in a good way like the original series.

They can go ahead and cancel that shit. They need to put all their funds into the main show.

"Dexter: Original Sin Canceled"
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/dexter-...1236495983

Everybody scooch on in real close...



Groping allowed, it's a special occasion.

[Mister Obvious]

They really did only make it for flashback footage.

Fucking brilliant.

Imagine a show being so successful that they make an entire separate show just to supply the main show with B-roll.

You ain't gotta imagine it...

It's called DEXTER baby, muwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think we all need to touch nipples together in celebration of this auspicious day.

Take your shirts off, let's get together in a circle and unite our nipples which are undoubtedly hard with excitement over this news.

No money going toward Original Sin means more money going toward Resurrection.

It's a good day.

However I will say this...

I am thoroughly suspicious of the announcement.

I hope it's not an "outrage gauge" fakeout situation where they decide to bring Original Sin back based on how many fans demand it.

That would suck, because I don't have time to devote to watching any future seasons of Original Sin OR ANY OTHER DEXTER SPINOFF.

I've heard they may be doing a spinoff based on the origin of Trinity/Arthur Mitchell.

I hope to God it ain't true.

It's a waste of time and resources, and no one needs it.

But if they do decide to make it anyway (don't) then I would say there's a chance it could be better than OG Sin.

Which BTW since I never rated Original Sin, let me do that now, 4/10 stars.

The 'Trinity Killer' spinoff could maybe be a 4.5 or a 5/10 rating, max.

Do not take resources away from Resurrection.

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John Lithgow was incredible as Arthur Mitchell, but season 4 is massively overhyped in my opinion. The character is not worthy of its own spinoff.

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Hot garbage.

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Hot garbage.

Not season 4, lmao. I meant a Trinity prequel or other spinoff.

Just... absolutely unnecessary.

At some point they have to accept that when Michael C. Hall decides he is done with Dexter for good, the whole thing is over.

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At some point I'll be making a list of demands about the future of Dexter as a show.

Stay tuned.

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(They've already got the whole thing written from start to finish, so it's pointless, but I'ma do it anyway.)

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Some shit being pointless never stopped me a day in my fucking life.

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