TolstoyKafkaEvsky: Old School YouTube Superstar
#61
Lol, I'm leaving.
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#62
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#63
(08-30-2025, 11:52 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I deadass do not remember the entire year of 2023 and that honestly concerns me.

That makes sense to me from the vantage of it being a kind of "in between realities" year. 2024 was the first year that was totally removed from the pandemic. 2023 was sort of in between shit. Also, it was a 7 year, which is all about self growth, and I think people tend to recall less during years of transformation, because it's all so in the moment. 2024 was like "waking up from 2023".
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#64
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#65
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#66
No but for real, I need to look back through the site sometime to see exactly what the fuck I was even saying in 2023...

I genuinely remember absolutely nothing.

I need to look back over my Archives for photos and see if I took any...

Like is there photo/video evidence of what the fuck even happened??
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#67
Genuinely the only year I can honest to God say that I truly do not remember.

It's actually really odd.

Like was I abducted by aliens for the entire year or something??

That's hot.
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#68
(08-30-2025, 11:58 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: All I know is he needs to plant the dick in a bitch, stat.

Watching him, I feel like his dick would be kind of like the torso and head of a squid, sans tentacles. He's got this kind of spooky aquatic quality. There's no questioning his hotness, but I feel like the dick would be, like, "surprise!"... idk.
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#69
Whatever that aquatic dick be serving, God made me to receive it.

Lmfao, nah I'm kidding, his dick is prolly way too big for me.

I bet you're right as fuck though.
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#70
(08-31-2025, 12:07 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Whatever that aquatic dick be serving, God made me to receive it.

Lmfao, nah I'm kidding, his dick is prolly way too big for me.

I bet you're right as fuck though.

I don't know why but this made me laugh so fucking hard. I'm literally fucking weeping right now.
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#71
I was just there earlier tonight homie. Trust me...

The path from here is exquisite.
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#73
^I have literally never heard this song before, I am not even gonna lie.

I was just trying to find a song where he says "GOOD GOD!" but I mean...

This is actually...

Happening.
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#75
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(08-31-2025, 12:18 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: ^I have literally never heard this song before, I am not even gonna lie.

I was just trying to find a song where he says "GOOD GOD!" but I mean...

This is actually...

Happening.

Fuck.
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#76


8:30 IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY PHONE NEVEr wORKS AT WALMART AND NOW I SEE THAT IT'S AN ELABORATE SCHEME TO GET YOU TO JOIN THEIR WIFI NETWORK SO THEy CAN ACCESS YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#77
HOW DO THEY DO IT!??!?!!??!!

MY PHONE DOESN'T EVEN WORK IN THE PARKING LOT!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S SUPER SLOW!!!!!!!!!!

NOT TO MENTION WHEN YOU GET INSIDE IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IS THIS ACHIEVED!?!?!?!????!!?!?1
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#78
AND WHAT ABOUT TRADER JOES WITH THEIR HIGH FREQUENCY BIRD DETERRENTS THAT BROADCAST A TORTUROUS SIGNAL THROUGHOUT THE PARKING LOT TIL YOU MAKE IT PAST THE DOORS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT ABOUT THAT?!??!?!!??!?!?!?1
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