https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70N7k6h8aJg
ROFLMAO OMG. Listen. Look.
Look how cute Cindy is. Just look.
Ahahahahaha OMG.
AMERICA NOW INCLUDES LOS ANGELES!!!
I think that's a little disappointing honestly, we should have left Commiefornia out of the new America entirely. But oh well... I guess everyone makes mistakes. Even Cindy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19pW35-zNDU
LOL, I love the way Cindy says "North Carolina"... ahahahahahahaha OMG she's so adorable.
2:05 ROFLMAO OMG... I love Cindy so much. I can't pretend. I can't lie. I can't play it down. I truly, truly love Cindy.
"I've made eye contact with them in physical embodiment"... Cindy is so deep. I want to make eye contact with Cindy in physical embodiment.
So I take it Joe is STILL in Chincoteague holding down the fort for Cindy. She makes it clear she'll be there when she's NOT traveling (which is never)... LMFAO. Agh. I still feel bad for Joe. Cindy better make it up to him.
ROFL Cindy is trying to round people up to go to Chincoteague and keep Joe company. ROFLROFL.
4:42 I'M A GIFTED FACILITATOR TOO CINDY, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY AM I NOT AN OFFICER OF THE NATURAL LAW OF THE LAND HANDBOOK CINDY KAY CURRIER CHURCH OF THE ECCLESIA AMERICA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You know, it sounds a little to me like Cindy's got a hard on for this Los Angeles dude. If I was Joe, I'd be jelly. Apparently LA guy "understands" the Law of the Land Handbook like "nobody else" she's ever met!?
Sounds pretty sexual to me.
Damn dude, Cindy is straight up edumacating me with this here fancy pamphlet she's written up. She's actually summarized the whole control structure of the world incredibly well. What a badass bitch. Fucking love you Cindy.
Dude LOL I want one of these damn pamphlets.
13:58 dude OMG did Cindy just shit talk everyone who she met and naturalized??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKIN' COLD, CINDY DAMNNN!!!!!!!
"Not all of you"... LMFAO, AKA, "Not Joe". ROFLMAO!!!
I mean Cindy is totally right though.
LOLOL Cindy says that people are distracted by their phones, TV, and pets when they're talking to her and that their shift in attention 'breaks rapport' with her. LMFAO!!! So basically all the people Cindy has met/naturalized (except Joe) have been using phones/TV/pets to attention divert whilst in conversation with Cindy because the whole experience is just way too intense and uncomfortable!!! ROFLROFL. That in and of itself isn't really funny... but the fact that Cindy is calling it out in video is fucking HILARIOUS.
Ahahahahaha. Cindy is epic gold. Epic, epic gold of biblical proportions.
15:33 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN!!! CINDY IS AN ASS HAIR AWAY FROM FULL ON NANCY LIEDER "PUT YOUR PETS TO SLEEP BECAUSE PLANET X IS COMING" MODE RIGHT NOW!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhS9un3EVc
Gah, Cindy's video intros are so seductive and sensual. She's got a real way with tone and words. If she wasn't so cute, I'd say she was made for radio!!!
I feel like the world actually would be a better place if we adhered to Cindy's Law of the Land Ecclesia.
That video is boring as shit though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_dEnoA1qPg
Cindy coming at us from a coffee shop!!! Something weird about this video. I feel like she's making the video and saying what she's saying because she thinks someone is overhearing it or paying attention. She's trying to seem important and/or set some kind of example.
Just noticed that Cindy's most recent videos have comments enabled. That's interesting. I'm not leaving a comment though, I know Cindy reads this thread and I can say a lot more on here than I can on YouTube, so there's really no point in leaving a comment on there.
Awww, gosh, Cindy is the cutest thing ever. She's going up the mountain to think about things!!! I'd like to sit with Cindy on the mountain and think about things!!!