We want grapes with seeds...

[Mister Obvious]

We don't like seedless grapes. 

We want seeded grapes.

Give us grapes with seeds.

[Mister Obvious]

We want dark purple grapes with seeds.

I want purple seeded grapes.

I will buy purple grapes with seeds.

I would like to purchase purple seeded grapes.

[Guest]

I know what you mean, I've always wanted to buy some concord purple grapes, all I ever see is the green/red/black seedless grapes. :(

[Mister Obvious]

Indeed. Thank you.

As you can see...

We want Concord grapes, with seeds.

I would like to buy seeded Concord grapes.

I found red seeded grapes at the store today...

While I am grateful for these seeded grapes, I would prefer to buy Concord seeded grapes.

[Mister Obvious]

I just ate a bowl of seeded red grapes and I thought about you with every delicious crunch.

[Mister Obvious]

If a cherry doesn't have a pit, it's not a real cherry.

Are you trying to tell me there are cherries with no pits out there?

Bro I can't handle this right now.

[Cream of Caulk]

Maraschino cherries are absolutely disgusting.

I would actually like to try a peach without a pit, there is a whole center of a peach missing, I would like to have it back.

[Guest]

you pitiless people are the pits , in fact you might be helping bring about the downfall of mankind

DONT MESS WITH NATURE , you lazy bunch of infidels

[Mister Obvious]

Damn, the crunch the seeds give just adds a whole other level of pure and total sustenance, it's fucking amazing.