The Leak Project

[Tribulation]

Rex is like a red pilled preacher of the universe.

:) x

[Mister Obvious]

Awww it's a story time emoticon selection!!!

Let's see if I can make an appropriate one...

[Mister Obvious]

Riiiiight?!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

While you're in bed asleep, the aliens are scoping you out and beaming you up.

And nobody knows about it except for your freaked out cat and the Yoda doll.

[Mister Obvious]

I was typing this on my phone in the dark and a moth flew in my face and I screamed.

There's a moth in here and I can hear him flying around and hitting the walls.

I think he's been in here for days and it's his last hurrah.

It's actually really sad.

I need to hurry up and fall asleep so the aliens can alleviate me of this moth's existential suffering.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm typing this under the covers so he can't see the light and fly in my face again.

I'm sweating and it's getting hard to breathe... a lot like good sex except, you know, without the sex.

[Guest]

I wonder who is the person who will read this thread in 20 years.

[Mister Obvious]

My children will read it and be like "Wow, mom is a pervert..."

[Mister Obvious]

Dude this motherfuckin' moth flying around in here is so fucking loud it just woke me up...

4:25.

[Mister Obvious]

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[Mister Obvious]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d3984fa3...c4ca03.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

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[Mister Obvious]

It's 2:30AM and I'm looking at Rick Astley memes because a moth woke me up.

WTF is life.

[Mister Obvious]

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[Mister Obvious]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files...astley.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Well I had to thwack it with a large object and I'm pretty sure it's mortally wounded, but I was able to catch the moth and it still had a lot of fight left closed up in my palm. I set it free outside. Maybe it'll live!!! And if not, at least it'll die in nature!!!

Gotta say, it's a first that I've ever been kept awake by a moth. Interesting.

[Mister Obvious]

Ahhh...

It's been a while since I listened to one of Rex's Sumerian tablet readings.

I couldn't give a crap less about the actual writings, but it's nice to hear Rex talk at length and commentate on the writings. He always has some invaluable interjections and brings up excellent points other people don't ever touch on.

[Mister Obvious]

18:23 ROFLMAO.

[Mister Obvious]

32:26 LMFAO wow, this shit really cracks me up hard, but without Rex reading it, it wouldn't be that funny.