Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Chatwoman]

Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

That is a GREAT idea. I'll make it nice and elastic!

[Chatwoman]

"This needs some weed sprinkled on it."

[Chatwoman]

"She's the tall walkin'est big black cat I ever seen in my life!"

[Devastatia]

There's no way this "metaverse" horseshit will ever be anything but a continuation of the same dystopian cellphone and social media culture we have now - with a fucking brick strapped to your face.

[ThE fEcKin EeJiT]

"If a person can't understand the past is now, and understand and feel the feelings and emotions from their past."
"Which creates thousands of thoughts" "Thoughts they should acknowledge."
"Then they feel the need to delete the things from their past, which was only text, to deal with them, to hide them."
"Then they should not be trusted, ever, in this life or the next."
"Amen"

[Chatwoman]

*stares at gnat on wall*

*Gunsmoke voice*

"You know, I'm a little bit hungry. You look like you got some protein in ya."

[Chatwoman]

"What if they want my Fig Newtons and they'll do anything to get them?"

[Devastatia]

When I arrived in Asheville for the first time, I stayed a night at the Mountaineer Inn. That place was loaded with fig trees, dripping with big, fat, juicy figs.

Enough figs to feed the entire fig-eating population.

I start stuffing them figs into my mouth.

This greasy motel owner comes out and tells me to stop eating the figs.

How are you gonna have all them figs at a motel and expect your guests not to eat them?

[Chatwoman]

NO ONE should stand in the way of a man and his figs.

Stand between me and my figs?

I'mma eat you.

Then I'mma eat the figs.

[Chatwoman]

https://i.imgur.com/bMuHRlu.jpg

[Devastatia]

I'm gonna get me a fig tree and plant it on the side of the house.

[Devastatia]

"Y'all are making me miss Gunsmoke."

[Chatwoman]

I've been lusting after that Fig Newtons snackpack all day and I'm about to make sweet mouth love to it while I watch Gunsmoke...

[Atma]

"This day is taking the day off."

[Atma]

When I arrived in Asheville for the first time, I stayed a night at the Mountaineer Inn. That place was loaded with fig trees, dripping with big, fat, juicy figs.

I lived in Asheville for a couple of years.

[Atma]

I've been lusting after that Fig Newtons snackpack all day and I'm about to make sweet mouth love to it while I watch Gunsmoke...

Fuck... I am craving fig newtons and milk so hard right now. Jesus Christ. All the stores within walking distance are closed. Definitely not going to drive. Shiiiit. 

You are so lucky to have Fig Newtons.

[Chatwoman]

I know, I'm so grateful!!!!!!!!!

[Devastatia]

I lived in Asheville for a couple of years.

Did you raid the fig trees at the Mountaineer?

[Chatwoman]

"Well, I'd say she's probably about as nice as any other beautiful woman."

[Devastatia]