Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Leo]

I wanna lay naked with her and caress her fine body , i have long thick hairy fingers

[Mister Obvious]

i have long thick hairy fingers

[Guest]

5 shots of whiskey and a threesome with trix and AJ in a big hot tub , part of my wish list

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I wanna be alone with Alex Jones, can you just remote view us or something instead?

[Mister Obvious]

"Oh hell no, I'm not watching that stupid shit. I can't stand to lose any more IQ points."

[Penny Jax]

I cannot fathom the host of this website actually faps to a sweaty balding chubby methhead , he swears like a sailor and is double her age

But whatevr !

My prediction she get special baby batter from alex

[Leo]

When is this bitch arising from bed ?

[Victor]

i wonder how short trix is , i know she is fit  but its hard to tell  her height my guess would be 5 foot 6 like most women

but perhaps she is playing tricks with camera and is actually a midget

[Guest]

i can't believe she turned into a pizza

[Guest]

why is pvc pipe holding the two boosters together?

[Guest]

all these purchases were irrational

[Guest]

Damn that is thick and hard, not to the point were it feels like it's going to break.
This is random one, I'll just stay in this aisle and pretend to look at all the jelly's and jams, hope nobody passes by.
Okay apple jelly sounds good, this is taking forever. I can't just stand here even if the store is empty, I have to move, whoa that is not helping at all. Man coming up in the front, can't turn right, either I go straight in front of the man and risk being looked at or turn left and look at the items on the shelf with my back against the guy, go away bastard not now! This could have been worse there could have been more people around.  Oh shit three employees nooooo!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"That was a unique experience."

[Guest]

Long Live the Invisible Vuvuzela!

[Guest]

Screw you foggy mind!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"I mean, I dunno. It MIGHT be deadly. Most great things are."

[Mister Obvious]

"Nobody had a vagina a million years ago."

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure I don't have autism.

[IRON]

I wanna smear nutella on her buttcrack so at least the warm taint can also become a protein snack

I will also bring premium crackers and serve with nutella to my lady

[user94]

I wanna smear nutella on her buttcrack so at least the warm taint can also become a protein snack

I will also bring premium crackers and serve with nutella to my lady

It might be a bit nutty?