08-28-2025, 11:23 AM
SEIH roflmfaolol that's so hardcore. I heard that most people on Reddit are bots and you're usually talking to (arguing with) bots on there.
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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08-28-2025, 11:26 AM
So I had a dream this morning...
I was feeling this old dude's boner through his jeans. He was like... Not hot and I didn't ACTUALLY want to fuck him but, for some reason I was stroking on that peener. And I gotta admit, it was really nice. We were at some kind of public outdoor function of some kind, no idea. He turned toward me, and I stood really close to him and just grabbed his crotch and then everything came to the forefront. It was so firm and it felt warm and I think that's the most action I'm going to get for the foreseeable future. This is probably just what happens when you've been celibate for years.
That sounds like an awesome dream MO.
08-28-2025, 11:49 AM
Do you have a pair of denim jeans Dan? You can recreate this and see for yourself.
08-28-2025, 12:05 PM
LOL. It could have been a stick of Werther's Original or Tums he had in his pocket.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
08-28-2025, 12:16 PM
08-28-2025, 04:54 PM
I really don't dream a lot, since I smoke the reefer. I have nightmares though. I do have sexual dreams occasionally. Those are like the only ones I have. Lol. None with MO in them yet.
08-28-2025, 06:52 PM
My neighbor brought me water for free, bc I'm fixing a couple electrical issues on his truck. I used to work as a mechanic for my friend's company. I have a 350 gallon tank that we fill.
Yesterday, 03:35 PM
So General Tso sauce is actually really fucking good on salmon.
I was skeptical that it would be but it's absolutely delicious.
Yesterday, 04:51 PM
In my defense 9/10 women today are e-girls who wear clown makeup (literally not a joke), are a tik tok influencer, and wear a bra as a shirt. Not exactly marriage material. Lol
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