Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user94]

Baby are you lonely?

[Mister Obvious]

"I need to be able to fit my hand inside it."

[Guest]

Oh damn she knitted her sleeve too narrow again , foolishly ignoring the size of her gigantic hands

[Mister Obvious]

Tehehehehe, you're so funny Guest...

[Guest]

My lady caught me standing fully nude standing front of mirror tucking mypenis down and under. I feel pretty wearing her nihhtgowns and little dress

[Mister Obvious]

"So THAT'S what's been smelling so good in my closet lately!"

[Mister Obvious]

"Unnecessary honesty is still honesty."

[user94]

"Unnecessary honesty is still honesty."

Chlo no like you no more she like all your honesty turns to pain all your truth turns to fiction!

[Mister Obvious]

"I wanna suck on your berries."

[Guest]

You bitch...where is my dinner

[zenba]

TIME FOR YOU TO LEAF FOR GOOD! [to the tree i was chopping down for the second time]

[Guest]

I put on my sexiest skirt every time the firetrucks arrive

[musselman]

big tits offend me 
so do big areolas 
especially when they are pushed onto my face
but most offensive is a hot girl sitting on my lap that is the biggest transgression...

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I pretty much would love humping trix in a dirty truck stop bathroom ,

then we go take showers where you gotta pay and then we find a cheap but clean and well appointed motel room for the night

then we have nice clean missionary sex at 5am and then we go to get a nice farmers breakfast

then we get in our big ass truck and haul loads across america

trix does 60% of the driving , just because she is awake more often

we look for interesting truck stop girls to have 3somes

[Mister Obvious]

"This is the greatest thing in the world."

[Guest]

I pretty much would love humping trix in a dirty truck stop bathroom ,

then  we go take showers where you gotta pay and then we find a cheap but clean and well appointed motel room for the night

then we have nice clean missionary sex at 5am  and then we go to get a nice farmers breakfast

then we get in our big ass truck and haul loads across america

trix does 60% of the driving , just because she is  awake more often

we look  for interesting truck stop girls to  have 3somes

eww that's dirty and you sir or mam have a big imagination, lol...

[Guest]

Trix , whats it feel like when a man ejaculates inside you?

I just always wanted to ask a lady

[Mister Obvious]

It doesn't feel like anything...

You can't even feel it.

[user94]

It doesn't feel like anything...

You can't even feel it.

Nerve Damage lol