So I'm parked at BestBuy and this hot as fuck police officer pulls up next to me...

[Mister Obvious]

Smiles at me while I'm sitting in my car 'n shit and I'm all like "Wuuut"...

Then I go in and he passes me in the store and courteously steps aside so I can pass and smiles hardcore again.

Meanwhile I'm dressed all punk in a Bob Marley t-shirt with red fishnets and gothy spider jewelry. That guy wanted a piece and I wanted to give him one. Just sayin'. Cops are fine and everybody's just so glad Trump is President.

[GG]

Haha!

You are a sexy little crumb cake! Of course that hot as fuck copper is going to want to get with you!

You should have asked him to show you how handcuffs work.

:)