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08-07-2017, 05:20 PM
I feel like there needs to be a super refreshing fruity kinda drink invented...
It should come in a magical looking little bottle, be ridiculously overpriced, and it should be called Fairy Pee.
There should be some kinda artwork like this on the front...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236...chools.jpg
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Available in every color of the rainbow.
yeah a fairy princess but she should be straddling a guy laying on his back drinking her pee
ok , i got issues
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I was gonna say it should come in bottles kinda like this too...
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/595ce82...c7850.jpeg
But the bottle would be shaped like a flower, and the fairy would be climbing down the stock, upside down.
You'd rip the cap off, which would be the top of the flower, and the fairy would have her legs wrapped around the top of the stock...
So when you turn it up to drink it, it'll look like you're sucking the pee right out of the fairy's bottom.
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I've put a lot of thought into this.
Just now.
ok you are officially more perverted than me
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I meant "stalk"... I'm not fixing it.
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(08-07-2017, 05:28 PM)Trix Wrote: I've put a lot of thought into this.
Just now.
LOL. Fairylingus. Fairy Juices. With the no spill ball stop neck that you need to push the ball back with your tongue to drink.
Truth is the impression of reality words create.
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(08-07-2017, 05:33 PM)Tribulation Wrote: Fairylingus.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(08-07-2017, 05:33 PM)Tribulation Wrote: With the no spill ball stop neck that you need to push the ball back with your tongue to drink.
You take the cake.
You're the winner.
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Tinklebell or Peexie
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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"Tinklebell" LMFAOLOLOLOL.
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The Tang Fairy.
Also Sprite is another name for fairies... so maybe they already beat you to it.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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07-08-2018, 01:24 AM
Relevance bump.
