I played Twister and it was hard...

[Mister Obvious]

The whole game is a clever scheme to make kids not be fat.

[GG]

I last played in the early 70s!

:)

[Mister Obvious]

LOL, I wanna play naked Twister. Not gonna lie.

The sounds I make in some of those ridiculous positions are akin to sex noises anyways.

[user182]

Ahhh the wicked web we weave when play'in naked twister!!! LMAO!!! Shit sometime's I crack myself up,this time,not so much

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAOLOLOL, hey did you see that thing about how spiders fly without wings bro?!

Using earth's electromagnetic fields!?

OMG check it out:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/spi...827cc12bd4

WTF!!!?

[Mister Obvious]

That's why there's the term "spider senses" because apparently spiders can see electromagnetic fields and they can sense other energy fields which contain consciousness, so they know stuff without needing the traditional ways to know it!!!

[user94]

Don't they use the silk to like ride the static electric charge? Flying spiders I don't like the idea though.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't they use the silk to like ride the static electric charge?

THEY SHOOT THE SILK OUT THEIR BUTT AND THE SHEER FORCE PROPELS THEM INTO THE AIR AND THE SILK ACTS AS A PARACHUTE AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING VELOCITY FROM THERE AND IT'S CUZ OF THE STATIC CHARGE THAT HAPPENS WITH THE NEGATIVELY/POSITIVELY CHARGED IONS ON THE GROUND AND IN THE AIR ETC.

[user94]

I wouldn't think big ones could do it tough only like tiny ones ive seen them doing it but it looked like the wind but maybe not.

[Mister Obvious]

IT'S NOT THE WIND THEY DID THE STUDY AND IT HAPPENED WITHOUT WIND TOO.

[user182]

LMFAOLOLOL, hey did you see that thing about how spiders fly without wings bro?!

Using earth's electromagnetic fields!?

OMG check it out:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/spi...827cc12bd4

WTF!!!?

Very interesting. Next time I see a brown recuse I'll drop a big fuck'in magnet on the SOB lol

[Mister Obvious]

I used to kill all the spiders, but now I try to save their lil spider lives under many circumstances.

[Mister Obvious]

There are boundaries though, if they cross 'em, they still get the ax. I feel bad about it though, spiders are great lil fellas.

[user94]

I had one of these on my bedroom ceiling I was fine until it kept hovering above me, so I put it outside, it just kept coming in I had to take it down the road to someone elses garden to make it go away lol
http://www.backyardbuddies.org.au/backya...an-spiders

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' Australia!

[user94]

Fuckin' Australia!

You have triantulas too

[Mister Obvious]

BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA!!!

[user94]

BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA!!!

lol thats not very nice is it?

[user182]

I don't mind a good spider but brown recluces a black widows not on my good list recluse bite's hurt like hell.