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So he's not gonna say anything, and he's just gonna get the Twitter restored, and then he's gonna be vindicated. He won't even have to mention it at all! Twitter's gonna let him back in!
And what about when it doesn't?
What about his SUN BALLING NEWB MALE FUCKING FOLLOWERS, WHAT'RE THEY GONNA DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
WHAT are THEY gonna do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?
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My guess is that those scrotum obsessed noobtards DON'T EVEN KNOW CLIF HAS A FUCKING WEBSITE.
Do you wanna know why?
Cuz Clif hasn't told 'em, he hasn't linked it, he doesn't talk about it, IT'S NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED, EVER.
So they DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
How's that for dropping the ball though?
Is it on purpose??
IS CLIF NOT ALLOWED TO USE HIS OWN WEBSITE AND/OR A DOMAIN NAME OF ANY PRIVATELY OWNED SORT WHATSOEVER?
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Okay, I am just bullshitting around.
You guys know I love Clif, he's magical and so great and always has been and whatnot.
I partly do enjoy going all in on rants and stuff, it's fun.
But I know when to admit I'm just BSing and having a good time playing the opposite side of whatever.
Like yeah, Clif...
What you're doing with your site now (and have been for years at this point, so far as I've seen) is FIIIIINNNNE.
It's FFFFFIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE.
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I mean, there isn't even a moderated comment box.
There's not a chat, there's not a 'closed when Clif's not there' chat.
There's not a forum. There's not a Guestbook.
There's not an anything, there's not a nothing, it's just LINKS to OTHER PLACES and that's fine.
I mean maybe Clif is going for that mid-90s linkback community, you know, the classic WEBRING STYLE.
If so, it's excellently done.
But I don't see ANYYYYYYY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER.
LIKE LITERALLY NONE.
AND NOWHERE TO EVEN FIND CONTENT *ON THE WEBSITE*.
NOTHING.
Not a fucking Wordpress, not a handmade HTML blog, NOT A NOTHING.
NOTHINGNGGGGGGGAAAAH.
Nothing.
There is NO LINK TO ANY MATERIAL HOSTED ON THE WEBSITE, WHATSOFUCKINGEVER.
At all.
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No it's fine, it's okay, it's only Clif fucking High.
It's just Clif High.
IT'S ONLY CLIF HIGH.
Not a big deal.
It's just Clif High's site.
That's all.
Nope. It's not a big deal.
The fact that it has no content whatsoever visible on the page or any way to access content seemingly ANYWHERE ON THE SITE...
It's not a big deal.
Cuz it's only Clif High's website.
Clif High's.
That's all.
Just Clif's.
He doesn't need a functional, populated website.
Like why would you think he'd have one??
He's just Clif High.
He's not INTERNET FUCKING FAMOUS OR ANYTHING.
He's not KNOWN TO BE A WRITER OR ANYTHING.
His ENTIRE FUCKING LEGACY ISN'T LINGUSTICS ON THE INTERNET AND MACHINES OR ANYTHING.
Yeah, no.
It's Clif High.
The fuck?
He's the BALL SUNNING GUY.
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03-31-2022, 06:53 PM
So it's fine.
That's fine.
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Go ahead, Clif, keep writing to Twitter and giving them ID to prove it's you, and bending over and showing your a-hole on webcam so they can scan it.
Because that's normal in order to be able to say anything on the internet now, if you wanna use a social media ghetto platform.
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But it's cool. If that's what you wanna do, by golly do it.
Go ahead and just yup, that's it. Twitter's the end all be all, omg yes.
It's the ultimate!
If you like that, then fine.
Fine then.
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Appeal to Twitter.
Do that.
BUT DON'T USE YOUTUBE OR ANYTHING.
Whatever you do. For real.
DO NOT use YouTube.
Cuz THEY are a censorship laden platform.
Where your channel still exists.
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Listen, if you're gonna devote your time and ALL your written/linguistic content to an internet ghetto, you gotta be comfortable with about a decade of your work getting flushed down the shitter at their whim...
Cuz if you're gonna do that, you better have some STANDARDS with your social media, only use the RIGHT ONE.
And that's TWITTER.
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*crosses arms, pouts, taps foot*
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TWITTER IS THE ONE AND THE ONLY.
[Not Your Own Personal Website Here] IS THE ONLY PLACE FOR ME.
APPARENTLY ALL THAT EXISTS OF MY OWN WRITTEN CONTENT ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET SHALL ONLY BE HOSTED ON TWIIITTTTTEEEERRRRR.
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Does it sound dumb yet?
That's cuz it is.
But oh, sorry about that, I meant IT'S FINE.
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You'd be better off with a fucking Blogspot.
Do they still exist?
I'm sure they at least would have let you download the entirety of your content though...
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https://help.twitter.com/en/managing-you...er-archive
Step One: Have access to your account.
Step Two: Submit a request for us to contact you and ask you for verification of your identity and a scan of your tanned ballsack.
Step Three: Wait and some day, they may let you back in so then you can...
Step Four: Maybe download your Tweet archive...
*shrug*
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LOL I mean, wow. As if that's complicated. No, it's sooo easy! You can do that any ol' time.
Meanwhile I'm sure you can just download your entire blog on different hosting sites...
Hell, I think you can even download your own YouTube videos thru the user interface now, lmao.
BUT YEAH TWITTER IS THE BEST ONE THOUGH.
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TWITTER'S THE ONE BEING FAIR.
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