The bread aisle at WalMart is like little NYC...

[Mister Obvious]

Sooo many fucking people you can't even navigate that shit.

There was this hotass ginger dude who was down with the program though. He wasn't even conventionally hot... what made him so sexy was his dominance. The force with which he navigated his cart through that bread aisle. Let me just tell you... I submitted. I submitted hard. I was sad to see him go too.

But yeah... y'all need to do something about that bread aisle. Fuckin' ridiculous.

[Mister Obvious]

Man be careful about contacting WalMart about the bread aisle...

They take that shit seriously.

At least they pay attention but damn...

[Mister Obvious]

Hey I told you guys exactly what I thought...

I ain't calling you back. You at least gonna buy me flowers and take me to dinner?