Ohhhh, Alex...

[Mister Obvious]

God I love you Alex Jones.

My precious.

My sweet.

My everything.

[Mister Obvious]

I love Alex deeply.

Truly.

Profoundly.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac24COCKTVM

[Mister Obvious]

He's always been exactly the same...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh...

Alex.

[Mister Obvious]

4:50...



*squeals*

Oh, God.

So handsome.

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[Mister Obvious]

Alex is so legit...

Just truly and honestly living his mission from like day one.

So early in life, he was just right on top of it.

He forged the way, he forged his destiny, he made that happen right out of the gates as an adult...

The things he accomplished even before the age of 25, so amazing.

And it's because his heart is so true and so pure.

God I love this man, I love him, I love Alex Jones.

[Mister Obvious]

Look how beautiful, OMG.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH9zZ2ef2uk

Look how fucking sexy.

Have I ever discussed my sexual attraction to noses?

Oh look...

I have.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2943.html

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmm, God, Alex.

Fuck yes.

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna do it with Alex Jones.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG LOL, look!



Gah, he's so handsome.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ksii2rSe6c

Alex...

RAWR!!!

RAWWWRRR!!!

Oh.

Oh, Alex.

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[Mister Obvious]

3:10...

Mmmmmm, look how delicious Alex looks.

Yeeeaaah!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like his jeans are trying to hold back something big fat and angry there in the front, do you see that!

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmm, God, fuck...



Oooh. I like the look of that big ol' hand...

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKVyhuBf3c

31:00...

Look how meaty and delicious Alex is...

And now 20 years later, there's even more of him to love.

And he's even wiser and just as passionate...

Ohhh, Alex. Do it to me.

[Mister Obvious]

How could anyone NOT love Alex Jones?