There's a bigger player coming to take ownership of this planet...

[Dark Dick]

Trix, you probably sensed the new being waving his big interdimensional dick around.

[user94]

Trix, you probably sensed the new being waving his big interdimensional dick around.

Of course a long come cronic masturbator to ruin thread.

[Mister Obvious]

So turned on right now.

I want to be the new owner's sex slave.

[Dark Dick]

He's coming for you, Trix.

[Mister Obvious]

God I love you Dark Dick.

[Dark Dick]

He might be looking for psychic pussy and making his presence felt has you horny. Even Teal seemed a little bit off in her latest video.

[zenba]

P̵͍̱͔h̴̙̤̠̗̠̠͚̺͔'̛̬͖̞̪n̙͈͖͍̖g̨̢̼ͅl̷̢͕̙̬̣̙̀ṵ͎̕i̤̲̼̤̰̫̳ ̪̠͈̩͢m̘̪̬̣̣͍͙̹̀͠g̮̖̩͕̩̩͟l̶͓͎̘̞̠̠̘͇w̢͚͜͡ͅ'̡̞̙͓͈͟n͎̹̺̳a͕͟f̺͇͎͉̠͈͟h̸̨̭̩̥̼̰͟ͅ ̧͉̝̼̺͈̙͓̞͡C͕͍̲͠t͍͈̯͓̟͓͕̳ḩ̶̹̼̩̠̩̦̞͚͡ͅu̹̙̣͟͠l̩͍̥̳̮͙ḩ̘̰̖̦̭͖̀u͍̝̥͓̝̠̖͝͝ ̡̣̙̠͉͘͡ͅR̷͔̲̝͎̟'̵̩̲̳͍̠̣͔̜͟l̶̝̭̼̤͉̟̕ͅy̡̞̦͉̥̫͚̠̘͡e̻̠̤̜͢ḫ̠̜ ̛͚̥̰̼̱͖̹̺͞w̷̢̥̭̮̹̤̜͖͝ǵ͚̤̭̭̠̱̝̝̕͜a̞̺̱̬͘h̡͈̜̣̼̟̮̥͜'̢̝͔͚̯n̢̖̝̻̞ạ̢̭͎͖͙̠̣g̨̛͏̺̩̬̣̼̠̼̭l̪̀͝ ̛̟͕̻̻f̥h̰̝t̮̟̤͈̭ͅa̪̬̼̞̫ͅg̘̥̲̀͝ǹ̘͟

[user94]

P̵͍̱͔h̴̙̤̠̗̠̠͚̺͔'̛̬͖̞̪n̙͈͖͍̖g̨̢̼ͅl̷̢͕̙̬̣̙̀ṵ͎̕i̤̲̼̤̰̫̳ ̪̠͈̩͢m̘̪̬̣̣͍͙̹̀͠g̮̖̩͕̩̩͟l̶͓͎̘̞̠̠̘͇w̢͚͜͡ͅ'̡̞̙͓͈͟n͎̹̺̳a͕͟f̺͇͎͉̠͈͟h̸̨̭̩̥̼̰͟ͅ ̧͉̝̼̺͈̙͓̞͡C͕͍̲͠t͍͈̯͓̟͓͕̳ḩ̶̹̼̩̠̩̦̞͚͡ͅu̹̙̣͟͠l̩͍̥̳̮͙ḩ̘̰̖̦̭͖̀u͍̝̥͓̝̠̖͝͝ ̡̣̙̠͉͘͡ͅR̷͔̲̝͎̟'̵̩̲̳͍̠̣͔̜͟l̶̝̭̼̤͉̟̕ͅy̡̞̦͉̥̫͚̠̘͡e̻̠̤̜͢ḫ̠̜ ̛͚̥̰̼̱͖̹̺͞w̷̢̥̭̮̹̤̜͖͝ǵ͚̤̭̭̠̱̝̝̕͜a̞̺̱̬͘h̡͈̜̣̼̟̮̥͜'̢̝͔͚̯n̢̖̝̻̞ạ̢̭͎͖͙̠̣g̨̛͏̺̩̬̣̼̠̼̭l̪̀͝ ̛̟͕̻̻f̥h̰̝t̮̟̤͈̭ͅa̪̬̼̞̫ͅg̘̥̲̀͝ǹ̘͟

Fuck that explains why the chings can't read the numbers on speed limit signs.