Hell is not after you die...

[Mister Obvious]

Hell is those microseconds, seconds, or moments before death.

This is especially true for suicide... 

Suddenly regretting your self-imposed death is pure hell, and even though it only lasts for seconds or moments, it seems like an eternity. And for all intents and purposes, it is.

As for regular death...

If you've lived your life as an evil asswipe, in those last seconds/moments before you're flushed out, all the regret and heartbreak over your own evilness surges at you like an astronomical tsunami. And those seconds/moments are hell, seeming to last an eternity.

But...

They do end.

And the light at the end of the tunnel is the light beyond your new mother's vagina.

God help you if you did commit suicide...

You might be ugly this time.

And if you thought you were ugly before, LOL! 

That's what I always tell people who wanna throw in the towel and kill themselves...

In the next life, you might get dealt an even shittier hand than you had in this one, and you will have to work through it.

Killing yourself puts you behind on work, delays things...

It's like procrastination. 

Just learn the lesson, you can't escape it.

Anyways!

[user113]

People who commit suicide become civil servants in Purgatory.

[user113]

People who commit suicide become civil servants in Purgatory.

[user113]

Curiously, the Miss Argentina character from Beetlejuice is the subject of a number of Halloween makeup tutorials on YouTube. 

[Mister Obvious]

That’s really weird and random. I never thought about her that much, I’ve seen the movie several times.

[user113]

I know, right? She was a minor extra in a one-off scene. The movie came out decades before YouTube came along, so it's amazing so many people remembered her that well. I guess the film has developed a cult following by now. I think I have it on Laserdisc. If I do, I'm gonna watch it tonight.

[Crille]

lol dude I randomly watched a Beetlejuice clip today on youtube...

Probably just another random event 

[Crille]

Btw about the dying thing, I´d love to stand on a mountain and watch a huge planet killing comet or asteroid coming down and feeling the heat starting to vaporize me...

Or if not heat then seeing the huge tsunami coming... It´s a little bit beautiful.

[Mister Obvious]

We have the same vision Crille.

Probably because that's what is actually going to happen.

[Mister Obvious]

I just won't die running.

I will turn toward and embrace the 'fire tsunami' with open arms.

[user113]

I guess an earth-destroying comet is a little bit like some thing adding the earth to a collection.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it'll be an asteroid...

Probably within the next 200 years.

That seems to be the general consensus.

But that new owner thingy, that shit is happening NOW!

Muwahahaha!

Me so horny!

[-52-]

Disagree about the suicide.. go to Hell thing

God's greatest gift to us was FREE WILL.

If we choose to kill our self...It's our God's gift of FREE WILL

[Mister Obvious]

Number did you even read the thread?

[Crille]

We have the same vision Crille.

Probably because that's what is actually going to happen.

If it actually happens in our lifetime, can I come over there and join you for that ultimate ending?

[Mister Obvious]

If it actually happens in our lifetime, can I come over there and join you for that ultimate ending?

We're all already together anyways babe...

[Crille]

lol you can imagine that last day, like, maybe load up some of your favorite music... Oh no I don´t have any coffee for breakfast... Hmm... Do you go down and buy a new pack of it or just think fuck it doesn´t matter?  A lot of interesting situations will arise that day hehe.

[Mister Obvious]

True.

I think for the most part...

It's extremes, in one direction or the other.

Either people would be hyped, or they would be in total fear.

[Crille]

Yee you´re totally right about that. You´d have to be careful to not get killed by a human before the freakin rock came down.

[user113]

Won't the new owner be pissed when an asteroid demolishes its shiny new gimcrack?