I'd like for a legit elderly person to join us here at Interstellar...
#21
One time I was out drinking with an old retired doctor and a bunch of other people, and we took a break from drinking to eat dinner at this mom-and-pops steakhouse. The steak was truly wretched. They literally doused it in seasoned salt before cooking it. Anyway, I started telling this bullshit story in a loud fake old-school Southern aristocratic accent about my imaginary adventures with the governor's (presumably underage) daughter. You should've seen the looks on the faces of the family at the table on the other side of the dining area. We decided it would our best bet to leave shortly after that.
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#22
(12-19-2017, 11:33 AM)Russian Bot Wrote:
(12-19-2017, 11:31 AM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Conversations with my grandsugardaddy have always been my favorite.

Once we were eating out and he asked me, "why don't you marry me?" I said "because your wife will take all your money in the divorce." All the old ladies at the table next us having lunch stfu real fast.  I think he was trying to troll them and knew I'd say something appropriate.

That's what grandsugarbabies are for, right?

Yes and lots of other inappropriate things!

(12-19-2017, 11:41 AM)Russian Bot Wrote: One time I was out drinking with an old retired doctor and a bunch of other people, and we took a break from drinking to eat dinner at this mom-and-pops steakhouse. The steak was truly wretched. They literally doused it in seasoned salt before cooking it. Anyway, I started telling this bullshit story in a loud fake old-school Southern aristocratic accent about my imaginary adventures with the governor's (presumably underage) daughter. You should've seen the looks on the faces of the family at the table on the other side of the dining area. We decided it would our best bet to leave shortly after that.

AHAHAHAHA! OMG that's so funny!
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#23
I would love to have someone like Trix for a sugar baby because I know she would provide endless entertainment of that variety. LOL

Do you still have your grandsugardaddy? If so, what does hubby think about it?
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#24
The sugarbabies around here aren't worth a shit. They'll take the dude's money and never have time to hang out with him. I have mad respect for sugarbabies that spend time with their sugardaddies.
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#25
I don’t do the sugar daddy thingy.

Certain labels are distasteful, applied quite generally to relationships which I consider much more complex than just an over simplified label...

It makes things all about money/resources and I find that insulting, insensitive and demeaning to situations involving people and their feelings.
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#26
That's good because you'd be shit out of luck if you were expecting me to lavish you with money and gifts. LOL
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#27
I have nothing against people who do the trading of money/resources for company or sex.

It’s not wrong...

But not every relationship between an old dude and a young chick is about that.
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#28
Some old dudes are just hot as fuck.


And have great personalities or whatever.
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#29
(12-19-2017, 12:47 PM)Trix Wrote: But not every relationship between an old dude and a young chick is about that.

Exactly. But a lot of people assume it is. Some dating sites wouldn't even let a guy my age message a girl your age because (and this is the reasoning they've actually stated) they think an older guy interested in younger women is just looking for a piece of ass. That's how far the cultural conditioning against men has gone.

The twats who run those sites are blue pill as fuck. You can tell they've never read a red pill site. If they had, they'd know the real reason older men want to marry younger women, and that the reasons are mostly moral and honorable.
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#30
Trying to keep older men from communicating with younger women is a sick, sad, heinous injustice.
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#31
They'll never keep us apart, sweetness.
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#32
Lovebirds
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#33
(12-19-2017, 11:47 AM)Russian Bot Wrote: I would love to have someone like Trix for a sugar baby because I know she would provide endless entertainment of that variety. LOL

Do you still have your grandsugardaddy? If so, what does hubby think about it?

Oh no way, I retired before I got married. I mean I retired when I knew my train was going to be leaving soon and started to look for a husband. I went to beauty school in case I couldn't find one and now I'm still paid to fuck, cook, clean and take care of children. It's basically the life I've always had. Plus he's only home on the weekends because he's a truck driver. So you know what they say, only truck drivers and military men marry whores.
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#34
You're not a whore. Don't talk like that.
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#35
(12-19-2017, 01:10 PM)Russian Bot Wrote: You're not a whore. Don't talk like that.

LOL, my husband was in the military and a truck driver so I have to be extra slutty!
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#36
(12-19-2017, 01:05 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Plus he's only home on the weekends because he's a truck driver.

Gah you’re so lucky...

You have the perfect married life.

I want a man who fucks the snot out of me and mercilessly dominates my sorry ass and is gone from home for long periods of time totally unrelated to being at bars or strip clubs!
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#37
(12-19-2017, 01:11 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote:
(12-19-2017, 01:10 PM)Russian Bot Wrote: You're not a whore. Don't talk like that.

LOL, my husband was in the military and a truck driver so I have to be extra slutty!

It ain't slutty if you're married to the guy, silly. LOL
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#38
(12-19-2017, 01:12 PM)Trix Wrote: I want a man who fucks the snot out of me and mercilessly dominates my sorry ass and is gone from home for long periods of time totally unrelated to being at bars or strip clubs!

So you're basically saying you would like to have your space and "me time." I can dig it. When you're a man with varied interests that require long periods of intense concentration, there's nothing worse than being with a woman who monopolizes your every waking moment and demands to be constantly entertained.
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#39
(12-19-2017, 01:12 PM)Trix Wrote:
(12-19-2017, 01:05 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: Plus he's only home on the weekends because he's a truck driver.

Gah you’re so lucky...

You have the perfect married life.

I want a man who fucks the snot out of me and mercilessly dominates my sorry ass and is gone from home for long periods of time totally unrelated to being at bars or strip clubs!

Oh I hope you find him! You need to find a poor man that wants to make a lot of money so he works really hard and fucks you even harder when you go over budget.

Friends get in the way too so an anti social or an import works great for the serious family man life.

OMG, my pussy throbs when he tells me to take off his shoes. It's a rare and he has to be super tired with full hands when he comes home to get the Asian slut treatment but yeah, shit like that goes down in my home.
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#40
Tell us more about your throbbing pussy...
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