Conduent: Shitty customer service or shittiest customer service ever?

[user35]

Oh wait, they ZERO customer service. You will never get to speak to a live person at Conduent. Never. Avoid any dealings with them. You've been warned.

[Mister Obvious]

I think you need a blowey.



Aahaha, don't look at me.

[Mister Obvious]

I do feel bad for you though!

[Mister Obvious]

Oh BTW...

[user35]

I think you need a blowey.

Yes, but for general purposes. Not especially because a slimy company is too cheap to hire a couple of CSRs.

Aahaha, don't look at me.

Too late, you volunteered. Assume the position.

[Mister Obvious]

You remind me a lot of somebody I used to know.

[user35]

I posted here briefly back in April under an assumed name. Like I'm doing now.

[Mister Obvious]

That's not what I meant, LMAO.

[user35]

Is this who I remind you of?

[Mister Obvious]

Still no...

But LOL...

Did you ever think I didn't know it was you?

You always knew I knew it was you, right?

[user35]

Thou sayest.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfaololol, awe that's cute, with that avatar.

[user35]

Same one I had before.

How did I get to be an upgraded member anyway? I was banned last time I checked in here. LOL

[Mister Obvious]

Months ago all original members were upgraded.

I went ahead and upgraded yours for when you inevitably came back someday...

[user35]

Inevitably? I don't do anything inevitably. ROFL

[Mister Obvious]

Ahahahahaha.

[user35]

Haphazardly, perhaps. Slovenly always. What made you so sure I'd return?

[Mister Obvious]

What made you so sure I'd return?

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

[user35]

I hope you didn't spend the last 8 months pining away for me. I could've been hit by a bus in the meantime. What would you have done then?

[Mister Obvious]

Was it really only 8 months?

Seemed like 1.5 lifetimes...