Conduent: Shitty customer service or shittiest customer service ever?

[Mister Obvious]

I love being fast on the draw that way...

I used to be known for it!!!

[user35]

I'm glad you've learned to pace yourself better. LOL

[Mister Obvious]

I still do it sometimes...

It's that speed isn't like 100% hardcore my goal anymore.

Like...

I don't have anything to prove.

[user35]

What's your hardcore goal these days?

[Mister Obvious]

Dude why are you always asking what my goals are and what I'm doing?

Is that just the kinda shit you talk to people about, or do you just have it in your head that I'm a loser or something?

[user35]

Yeah, that's the kind of shit I like to talk to people about. Sorry if it bothers you that much.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL.

Ahhh.

LOL.

Ahaha.

Oh man.

There's no way I can make this less awkward, so let's just bask.

[user35]

Yep, it's pretty awkward. Now I feel like I have to be very cautious about what I say to you.

[Mister Obvious]

No, God no, don't feel that way...

It's my job to not take what you say the wrong way.

This was a fail on my part.

Don't worry, I am suffering for it.

My nose is cold and so are my toes.

I am getting my karma here bro.

[user35]

You're not under any obligation to try to see what I say in the best possible light, dear. If you think I'm being too nosy, just say so. I'm not offended, I was only taken aback a little because it sort of came out of nowhere.

[user35]