Hi. I'm new here.

[user124]

What's this here e-biz board all about?

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, welcome!!!

We don't ever get no new members around these parts!!!

*pulls you up a chair*

Sit a spell!!!

I'll fetch some vittles!!!

[user124]

Why, that's right neighborly of ye, Miss.

What're ye fixin'? I loves me some possum and greens.

[Mister Obvious]

Paw found us a good opossum out on the road real close to town! It was fresh! Only counted two different tire tracks! Cleaned it up and it's been a'simmerin' for the last 3 hours! Tender as a baby coon!

[user124]

If'n I'd a-knowed y'all was possum-poor, I woulda brung ye one I saw down by the holler on muh way up. He couldna been kilt more'n twenny minutes ago.

[Mister Obvious]

[user124]

Bwahahahahaaaa!

Okay, that was fun. Now let's get nekkid!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm already naked, why aren't you naked yet?


LOL, j/k. I'm not naked. It's cold AF here, I am covered up.

[user124]

Nights like this are made for getting naked in bed!

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO OMG, Bob Ross AV.

[Mister Obvious]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/news...b_ross.gif

[user124]

I get you with the avatar every fucking time. LOLOLOLOLOL

[user124]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/news...b_ross.gif

Oh, Jesus! You're gonna make me piss myself! LOL

[Mister Obvious]

I get you with the avatar every fucking time. LOLOLOLOLOL

It's true, you do.

[user124]

I do it on purpose to see your reaction when I spring it on you.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what he said.

[user124]

And he was right!

[Mister Obvious]

C-Walk, homie!

[user124]

[Mister Obvious]