Toxoplasmosis is your friend!!!
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I've nicknamed the cat Beauteous Maximus...
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01-10-2018, 02:52 PM
Who or what is "the cat"?
01-10-2018, 03:26 PM
LOL every cat you ever have is the most beautiful cat you've ever had.
That's something I've noticed. 
01-10-2018, 04:39 PM
It only lasts a few weeks, there is pills for it, stop being such a wanker!
01-10-2018, 04:57 PM
02-27-2018, 01:37 AM
RELEVANCE BUMP!!!
ROFL, the kitty is grabbing my arm for more lovings as I type!!!  KITTIES ARE ALL WE NEED.
02-27-2018, 01:42 AM
ROFL look!!! Gluteus maximus is the buttcheeks!!!
https://www.yoganatomy.com/wp-content/up...muscle.png
02-27-2018, 01:43 AM
Toxoplasma gondii triggers me into a state of intellectual immaturity.
02-27-2018, 01:53 AM
She told me 2 days ago she never had a cat , what kind of mind fuck is that
02-27-2018, 02:06 AM
You asked if I mind a cat in the bed and I said I don't sleep with a cat in the bed.
Trying to paint me like a liar, I'll put you over my knee, fucker.
02-27-2018, 05:02 PM
02-27-2018, 05:06 PM
LMAO 'Beauteous Maximus'...
This will forever crack me up. It's the second time the name has come to me while petting the cat. I made this thread after it came to me while petting her... Then I totally forgot about it. Then lastnight I was petting her again and after a few minutes I blurted it out again... Then I'm like LOL that's funny, have I posted that before? Thank God for the search feature...
02-27-2018, 05:08 PM
02-27-2018, 05:20 PM
No I'm not, I actually had tea today instead of coffee!
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