trump per stormy daniels

[zenba]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-19/stormy-daniels-trump-compared-me-ivanka

>trump is sharkophobic
>trump has a samson complex with his hair
>he considers likening a nose to a beet or an eagle a high complement


if i could do 3d animation, i'd do a shark with trump hair getting a haircut and then raging all over washington/nyc.

[Mister Obvious]

>he considers likening a nose to a beet or an eagle a high complement

I literally want to cry right now that is so beautiful.

[Mister Obvious]

That whole thing makes the Donald sound like a total gentleman...

What a lucky bitch!